sCRAPnel

The pieces of crap clinging to the side of the toilet bowl during heavy bowel movements.

After a fit of diarrhea, the side of the toilet was plastered with sCRAPnel

by Gadget King November 17, 2011

gadgefobia

The fear of buying a new gadget, not knowing how it works.

The old lady rather settled for a manual can opener, as she had an attack of gadgefobia when the sales person insisted on giving her a demonstration

by Gadget King January 17, 2011

tongue tanner

Descriptive of a person, normally a female, who cannot stop talking. She normally takes over a conversation and acts like she is an expert on the subject.
The tongue sometimes appears to be suntanned.

Jenny is such a nice person otherwise, pity she is a tongue tanner.

by Gadget King January 19, 2011

conclusionist

A person that always jumps to conclusions, no matter what is meant or said.

Julie is such a conclusionist, when I told her I would like to look at cars, she jumped to the conclusion that I want to buy another car.

by Gadget King September 25, 2011

Gadgetating

The process of walking around in malls, looking for gadgets to buy.

It is easy to see when a person is GADGETATING, because he picks up everything and studies it.

by Gadget King January 14, 2011

Noising

The act of people causing a nuisance or making a noise.

I could not hear the TV, as the children were noising too much.

by Gadget King January 14, 2011