34 definitions by gadget king

Whinery

After having had too much wine, people tend to start complaining about a lot of things.

A group of housewines having a few bottles of wine, got all worked up about their husbands and lapsed into whinery.

by gadget king January 12, 2011

sucking valve

a male sex organ, used for urination and pleasurable indulgencies

after severe fondling, my sucking valve was cocked for action and my girlfriend utilised my sucking valve to its full potential

by gadget king January 18, 2011

slitherati

Any group of mainly landborne animal or reptile, moving without feet.
Snakes, etc

The National Zoo has a large selection of slitherati on view.

by gadget king January 19, 2011

nose nectar

the snot that sticks to your upper lip when coughing or sneezing while your mouth was full of any sweet liquid

I had a good dose of nose nectar while choking on my milkshake

by gadget king January 18, 2011

tongue tanner

Descriptive of a person, normally a female, who cannot stop talking. She normally takes over a conversation and acts like she is an expert on the subject.
The tongue sometimes appears to be suntanned.

Jenny is such a nice person otherwise, pity she is a tongue tanner.

by gadget king January 19, 2011

Noising

The act of people causing a nuisance or making a noise.

I could not hear the TV, as the children were noising too much.

by gadget king January 14, 2011