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shiterati 

Describes the low level D list celebrities and wannabes who frequent reality T.V. shows and the like
A punning coinage based on literati and glitterati
Rarely intended as a compliment
Nadine was hardly an A list celebrity ..more shiterati than glitterati
Rufus has high hopes that some day he will be famous, but to date he has not moved from the ranks of the shiterati
shiterati by Marshallasthefish January 1, 2008

Slutterati 

(-plural noun) Not to be confused with the glitterati, the slutterati are famous for their penchant for sleeping with legendary numbers of men and their general slutty demeanor and reputations.

"Loose women".
Paris Hilton and the rest of her slutterati crew have to do kegel exercises just to keep their guts from falling out through their distended fishcaves on to the dance floor.

Smell that? The slutterati have arrived.

Is that Katie? Since when did she join the ranks of the slutterati?
Slutterati by Leisure Class Hero September 20, 2010

sliterature

The depressing books they make you read in school in an attempt to make you slit your wrists.
Teacher: Hello class, today we'll be reading a book in the sliterature genre, it's about rape and suicide, I hope you try them yourself.
sliterature by Crucius May 27, 2008
blend of slut and literati. A pretentious, know it all slut belonging to a similar group of sluts that exhibit a superiority complex.
Hey man... who is that group of skanks? Those aren't typical skanks... thats a collection of the sluterati.
sluterati by akharmuntry July 5, 2014

Shitterati 

Lightweight pretenders to the glitterati, a social set consisting of people who posess no talent or wisdom who become 'celebrities' by association, or through removing their clothes.
Anybody 'made good' through television, such as gameshow hostesses, weathermen or girls, girl or boyfriends or spouses of famous sportspeople, subjects of kiss-and-tell exposes (Monica Lewinsky for Clinton, Rebecca Loos for David Beckham, ad nauseam), soap stars, former underwear and 'glamor' models...

These people will never be A-listers; they are the Shitterati.
Shitterati by TheBigLion July 10, 2009

reading sliterature 

slitting your wrists
kid 1: i saw Marcus was reading sliterature in the bathroom
kid 2: !!!