g-union's definitions

DuelMon

(N.) A new game that my cousin Matt, made up and thinks is going to sell millions of dollars. (Ah, sophmores. So young, so naive...)

Yugi Ketchum: Not so fast, Giovanni! Your Mewtwo's Hyper Beam attack won't deal any damage to my Charmander once I reveal my face-down item. Giovanni:No, not Bright Powder! Yugi K.:Yes, Bright Powder! That drops your Hyper Beam's accuracy down to 0% and my monster is still alive enough to use it's special technique, Body Slam! Giovanni:No, not that! My Mewtwo has become paralyzed, leaving your Charmander with the speed advantage! Yugi K.:And that's not all! I also activate this, Sunny Day, which will boost my Charmander's Fire-Type attacks by 200 attack points, while your monster, lies Fully Paralyzed and helpless! And I also activate this! A Critical Hit card! Giovanni:No, not a critical hit card! Yugi K.:And now... Giovanni:Oh no! Not that! Yugi K.:Fire Blast Attack! Your Mewtwo's life points have dropped down to zero. You lose, Giovanni! Giovanni:But how could I lose! My Mewtwo was unstoppable! My Millennium Pokedex assured me I couldn't lose! Yugi K.:It's all in the Heart of the Poke Balls, Giovanni! (you can thank Matt for all of this)

by G-Union May 16, 2003

corporate pedophilia

(N.) When big buisnesses in the TV/Movies/Music industry try to get their cosumers aroused to increase sales by making sexy people seem sweet and tender and making them dress up and behave like schoolgirls/boys. Often times, instead of imitation, they'll use actual children.

The Olsen Twins, Hilary Duff, and Britney Spears in schoolgirl outfits! Yeah! Alright! Sexy Corporate Pedophila at it's best! Yee-ha!

(psyche.)

by G-Union December 12, 2003

Threlve

(#) One of the "Lost" Numbers. A combination between 3 and 12.

Also look for Sileven (7/11), Thrix (3/6), Firsteen (11), Seconteen, (12) and Exix. (after 9, nut before 10)

by G-Union November 26, 2003

I Smell Pussy

"I Smell Pussy" is a song by 50 Cent about Ja Rule, acting as feminine as one of Fiddy's ex-girlfriends. It can also be used in "I Smell Rotten Pussy" for Psycho Bitch. (The Possibly British, Surely Hillbilly/Fat Ass/Dyke/Wanna be Goth or Rock Whore/Bitch)

I Smell Pussy,... and it's pretty rotten. Must be Psycho Bitch. ( /Psycho Dyke/Psycho Whore/Psycho Dyke-Goth. )

by G-Union March 24, 2004

Monster Rancher

(N.) A bastardized version of Pokemon.

That Monster Rancher sure is a funky monkey.

by G-Union May 21, 2003

2 Fast 2 Furious

(N.) A race car movie that's the sequel to The Fast and the Furious. Said to be about a cop gone undercover to infiltrate Miami's street racing scene. Not that anyone really cares about the weak plot. It has fast cars, and fast car chases. That's all you really need to know.

Many people avoided 2 Fast 2 Furious just because that bald moron Vin Diesel refused to do the sequel. So What?! Who really cares? It's still an alright movie.

by G-Union July 30, 2003

Howard The Duck 2

The long-awaited, highly anticipated sequel to the 1986 Smash Hit, record setting Box Office blowout, Lea Thompson career setting movie, Howard The Duck. It's set for release,.... Tomorrow from the day you're reading this! Just Remember, "In The Beginning, There was (*BOOM!*) Howard The Duck!"

Howard the Duck.....Yeah.....That movie sucked ass.

by G-Union October 29, 2003