g-union's definitions

UPN

(N.) A network that was trash from the beginning and is rotting garbage today. They actually used to have alright shows up until like, 2001. After that, nearly every damn show turned into the exact same thing! (young, black female or male in the city with sassy, and comical, yet unfunny friends.) And for some reason, each one is unseemingly worse than the last. How long will it take until they premiere a lineup that's as bad as bad TV can get? I say, a year.

The lineup of BAD shows on UPN: Parkers, One-on-One, Girlfriends, Half-in-Half, All-of-Us, Abby, Buffy, Next Top Model, Enterprise, Twilight Zone, Rock-Me-Baby, The Mullets, and WWE Smackdown.
The Lineup of GOOD shows on UPN:.......

by G-Union July 15, 2003

The Simpsons

The Best Show EVER! Nuff' said.

The Simpsons has been on longer than almost any other show in history, and they're still the shiznit!

by G-Union May 19, 2003

letter-number symbolism

Also known as 1337.

Also known as Geek Speak.

by G-Union November 11, 2003

I'm Rick James Bitch!

What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!!!

I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!

Adios, suckers! BITCH!

by G-Union May 12, 2004

Oh My God! They Killed Kenny!

(N.) The old South Park catch phrase up until 2002, when they stopped killing Kenny and he came back from the dead through the help of Chef's parents and yet another lame Rob Schnieder movie. ("Rob Schnieder is Kenny")

Oh My God! They Didn't Killed Kenny!
You........, Non-Bastards!

by G-Union October 28, 2003

2 Fast 2 Furious

(N.) A race car movie that's the sequel to The Fast and the Furious. Said to be about a cop gone undercover to infiltrate Miami's street racing scene. Not that anyone really cares about the weak plot. It has fast cars, and fast car chases. That's all you really need to know.

Many people avoided 2 Fast 2 Furious just because that bald moron Vin Diesel refused to do the sequel. So What?! Who really cares? It's still an alright movie.

by G-Union July 30, 2003

I Smell Pussy

"I Smell Pussy" is a song by 50 Cent about Ja Rule, acting as feminine as one of Fiddy's ex-girlfriends. It can also be used in "I Smell Rotten Pussy" for Psycho Bitch. (The Possibly British, Surely Hillbilly/Fat Ass/Dyke/Wanna be Goth or Rock Whore/Bitch)

I Smell Pussy,... and it's pretty rotten. Must be Psycho Bitch. ( /Psycho Dyke/Psycho Whore/Psycho Dyke-Goth. )

by G-Union March 24, 2004