g-union's definitions

leek

(N.) The Natural Sword of the Pokemon, Farfetch'd. With it, it can do such attacks as Slash and Swords Dance. It is of poor quality though, as no one (maybe Jackie Chan and that's it) has ever used onion sprig as a formidable weapon.

This Thanksgiving, we're having Farfetch'd, the near extinct Pokemon. It is just NO GOOD AT ALL without the Leek as seasoning, though.

by G-Union October 29, 2003

Fuck That Dutch Noise!

(N.) An Adult Swim Catchphrase that signals that the ACTION portion of the show is about to come up. It's also really funny to say to people who don't know the original setup. (some Dutch poem/quote about some noise or something.)

Fuck That Dutch Noise! Fuck That Dutch Noise! Fuck That Dutch Noise!

by G-Union December 9, 2003

kikaider

Another, crappy "Instant-Anime", courtesy of Cartoon Network.

Kikaider is one of the few Animes where none of the girls look cute at all. None of them!

by G-Union November 6, 2003

Newlyweds

(N.) A horrible, horrible Documentary Reality Show starring Bubble Blonde Jessica Simpson and Singing Country Hick, Nick Lachey. Don't watch this show though, as it's horrifically bad.

"Last Time on 'Newlyweds,' Nick fought a bunch of Bumblebees and then took a nap, while Jessica discovered she had a Belly Button and then lost her train of thought and started drooling like a vegetable for ten minutes. So don't miss the next episode of 'Newlyweds,' right here only on MTV. Where Intelligence has no place and Music Stars are greater than GOD!"

Infamous Jessica-syncrosies.
Chicken of the Sea. Tuna or Chicken?
Rigor Mortis. What's dat?
Buffalo Wings. Yuuech! I don't wanna eat the wings of a Buffalo!
Tomorrow, I'll be 24. That's almost 25, which is almost mid-twenties.

by G-Union January 21, 2004

Dr. Dre

(N.) An Old man who is a good producer, but sucks at Rapping, no matter how popular or "Original" or rich he is. Usually is liked by people who have no subjective views on Hip Hop and will listen to anything. Once again, Good Producer, Lame Mediocre at Best Rapper.

The kind of people who listen to Dr. Dre and his dull, slow, boring, Talk-like style of rap are probably HUGE fans of D12's Bizarre. If you can speak in a slow, dreary, drowsy tone, you can Rap like Dr. Dre.

by G-Union December 18, 2003

Booyah!

(N.) A Jamacian term that means satisfaction or joy. NOT a new kind of Pokemon. Also known as Booyah! Base.

"Booyah! In ya face, mon." -Dylan from MTV's Da Band.
"Booyah! In ya face, mon." -Sean Paul.
"Booyah! In ya face, mon." -Elephant Man.
"Booyah! In ya face, mon." -Shagie.

by G-Union November 26, 2003

Internet

The Inner lining inside of your swim trunks which helps keep your ballsack warm and dry. You "Log" onto your internet by urinating inside of your trunks in fear.

Marge: How are the kids going to get home?
Homer: I dunno. Internet?

by G-Union July 7, 2003