g-union's definitions

Baby Bob

(N.) An early sign of the Apocolpyse. Part Ally McBeal Dancing Baby, Part FreeInternet.com. All Evil!

Avoid Baby Bob at all costs! If you make contact for too long, your body will turn to stone.

by G-Union June 20, 2003

Newlyweds

(N.) A horrible, horrible Documentary Reality Show starring Bubble Blonde Jessica Simpson and Singing Country Hick, Nick Lachey. Don't watch this show though, as it's horrifically bad.

"Last Time on 'Newlyweds,' Nick fought a bunch of Bumblebees and then took a nap, while Jessica discovered she had a Belly Button and then lost her train of thought and started drooling like a vegetable for ten minutes. So don't miss the next episode of 'Newlyweds,' right here only on MTV. Where Intelligence has no place and Music Stars are greater than GOD!"

Infamous Jessica-syncrosies.
Chicken of the Sea. Tuna or Chicken?
Rigor Mortis. What's dat?
Buffalo Wings. Yuuech! I don't wanna eat the wings of a Buffalo!
Tomorrow, I'll be 24. That's almost 25, which is almost mid-twenties.

by G-Union January 21, 2004

X-Factor

(N.) A word to be used much like a pronoun, to replace a peron, place or thing.

When I got up today, the first X-Factor I did was to take an X-Factor. Then I took a major X-Factor, did way too many X-Factors, and finally at night, before I went to sleep, I did a MAJOR X-Factor! Oh man, the X-Factor was the most X-Factoringest X-Factor ever.

by G-Union May 21, 2003

kikaider

Another, crappy "Instant-Anime", courtesy of Cartoon Network.

Kikaider is one of the few Animes where none of the girls look cute at all. None of them!

by G-Union November 6, 2003

Bizarre

(N.) A fat-fucker who raps in Eminem's D12. He really is the only one in d12 people even know ('I'm the most popularest one in da group.") He raps (Talks real slowly) about having sex with relatives and doing lewd acts while people watch him.

Bizarre's is the only part in "My Band" that I like. Damn, Eminem has gotten corny as shit!

by G-Union May 4, 2004

Bubblegum Pop

(N.) Cheesy, awful music made by lame bands like the Backseat Boys, N*Stink, 98 Disease, and Oh-Yes! Town.

Christian Schoolgirl: I like to listen to Bubblegum Pop, not Dirty Pop!
Typical American Teenager: Dirty Pop? You mean Christina Aguilera in bed? (this works on so many levels.)

by G-Union May 19, 2003

G-Unip

(N.) The substance responsible for making people act like 50 Cent.

When someone says, 'I'll bust a cap in the nigg-gah!', they are on that G-Unip, again.

by G-Union May 19, 2003