g-union's definitions

Beyonzilla

(N.) A term that means "Female Control Freak." It can also be a selfish woman.

"Your girlfriend always hogs the Cable TV. She is such a Beyonzilla."

by G-Union February 24, 2004

Best Week Ever

VH1's Present Day Spinoff of I LOVE THE 80'S: STRIKES BACK and I LOVE THE 70'S that recaps all of the major events of the previous week, which up until next week will be known as The "Best Week Ever."

For More VH1 Micro$oft, The Apprentice, Jae or Jay-Z Sucks.

by G-Union February 21, 2004

60

(N>) The Late Night with Conan O' Brien spinoff of "24". Get this. "60" is a show where each episode is one second of real time in a whole story that spans one minute. Understand? So far, it has aired 8 Episodes since it's late May premiere and has been renewed for a second season.

How will Chuck Aloue save the Prime Minister of Canada in this week's compelling episode of 60...?

by G-Union November 6, 2003

Adventures Of The Cheetah

A Cool, Hot comic book series, that's becoming a TV show next Fall! It's kinda Dragonball Z meets The Simpsons, mixed in with animals.

Coming to KidsWB ( kids wb!? why? ) This Fall, Adventures Of The Cheetah! Man, that's gonna be so hot!

by G-Union May 19, 2003

Benzino

(N.) A 49-year old, washed up, decrepid, never-has-been, from "The Mean Streets Of Boston" that presently holds the offical title (as voted by America itself) as "World's Worst Rapper" (who would have only been challenged by Ja Rule, if Ja Rule was considered "rap") He is the ceo of the now highly unpopular hip-hop magazine, "The Source" and used whatever little money he had to self-produce his own Eminem-bashing albums, which have now gone double-plastic (selling upwards of a staggering 9000 copies worldwide!) in a lame attempt to try to be the "Savior of Hip Hop" in an elaborate conspiracy he created himself about "The Man" controlling African-Americans through music.

Hey, did you see them selling Benzino's "Redemption" at Dollar World. I got ten for a dollar. They make great litter-box liners, are good for shotgun practice, and are cheaper than blank CDs! Yeah, and not only that, but if you buy "The Best of Benzino," you'll get that, too!

by G-Union May 8, 2003

Princess Peach

(N.) Princess Peach Toadstool of the Mushroom Kingdom. (somewhere in North America)
Statistics:
Age: somewhere in her twenties
Height: 5'6"
Hair: Reddish-Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Cup Size: to be determined...

Mario, you've got to save Princess Peach again!

by G-Union May 22, 2003

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

(N.) A show used by Law Enforcement in Suffix County to torture criminals into revealing incriminating information. No more Good cop, Bad cop. No more two on one guy in handcuffs ass kickings. Just a Season 7 DVD of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, starring America's Favorite mid-30's Teenage Brat, Sarah Michelle Gellar.

Dubbed, "The Buffy Project" a man named Joss Wheadon (Think Quentin Tarantino, but fatter) created a TV series that would one day become the staple of Non-Violent Prison Torture. Just five minutes of bad puns, and horrid storylines/scripts/plots would make even the hardest of criminals revert back to the infancy stage of human thinking.

by G-Union April 12, 2004