210 definitions by g-union
(N.) Eminem.
"It's only fair to warn I was born with a set of horns and metaphors attached to my damn umbulical cord. Warlord of rap little bastard with a two by four board that'll smash into your Honda Accord With a 4 door Ford."
by g-union August 16, 2003
Age: 39
Height: 6'
Weight: 239 (used to be 260 before he lost weight for Marge in "A Brush with Greatness.")
Kids: 2.5
IQ: 75
Three Favorite Things: Marge, Beer, and Donuts.
Height: 6'
Weight: 239 (used to be 260 before he lost weight for Marge in "A Brush with Greatness.")
Kids: 2.5
IQ: 75
Three Favorite Things: Marge, Beer, and Donuts.
by g-union February 24, 2004
by g-union May 12, 2003
(N.) A network that was trash from the beginning and is rotting garbage today. They actually used to have alright shows up until like, 2001. After that, nearly every damn show turned into the exact same thing! (young, black female or male in the city with sassy, and comical, yet unfunny friends.) And for some reason, each one is unseemingly worse than the last. How long will it take until they premiere a lineup that's as bad as bad TV can get? I say, a year.
The lineup of BAD shows on UPN: Parkers, One-on-One, Girlfriends, Half-in-Half, All-of-Us, Abby, Buffy, Next Top Model, Enterprise, Twilight Zone, Rock-Me-Baby, The Mullets, and WWE Smackdown.
The Lineup of GOOD shows on UPN:.......
The Lineup of GOOD shows on UPN:.......
by g-union July 15, 2003
(N.) The TRUE sign of the apocolypse! Not only the "WWE" of Hollywood, it is also one of the, if not the worse movie ever made in history. Kind of like "Half Past Dead," "Deep Blue Sea," "Waterworld," "Battlefield Earth," "The Cable Guy," "Death To Smoochie," "The Godfather Part III," "The Avengers," "The Hulk," "Daredevil," "Jason X," "Carrie 2," "Speed 2," "Harry Potter," "To Wong Foo.." "A Walk to Remember" and "Crossroads" combined into one big steaming, stinking pile of Kangaroo doo. Yes, ladies and gentlemen. It's just that horribly bad.
I wonder which man on the planet went 'Bedazzled' to make Kangaroo Jack AND have actual living people go see it?
by g-union June 20, 2003
Damn it, she's my future wife! Even If I have to bio-genetically clone her!
Mariah Carey(N.) The hottest singer on the damn planet. Makes Beyonce look like a two and J-Ho like a Negative ten! She can really sing, but that's not what most males of the human race care about. Mariah Carey is 5'10", 125 lbs, 33 years old, and is hot as F**k!
Mariah Carey(N.) The hottest singer on the damn planet. Makes Beyonce look like a two and J-Ho like a Negative ten! She can really sing, but that's not what most males of the human race care about. Mariah Carey is 5'10", 125 lbs, 33 years old, and is hot as F**k!
Mariah Carey is so hot, I'd even sit through "Glitter" for her. If I had a machine to do so, I'd make her Giant Sized just so there would be more of her.
by g-union August 19, 2003
(N.) A purely EVIL cartoon series from 1970 that turned into a purely EVIL movie in 2002. Stars Scooby Doo, Shaggy, Fred, Velma, and Daphne, whom are all EVIL!
Hey, did you hear? Scooby Doo is going to be even more EVIL when it's sequel Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed premieres. How so? I hear Sarah Michelle Gellar is directing it!
by g-union November 27, 2003