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(N.)A confusing ass movie, loosely based on the cult comic book for nerds everywhere of the same name, it pretty musch goes like this:
Nazis at the end of WWII decide to conjure up supernatural forces in order to try and win the war and open up a gateway into space where this demon of the apocolypse is at, and the US military shuts down their evil plans, but not before a baby demon slips through the portal. The US military adopts the demon and name him Hellboy.
Hellboy grows up to be a superhero for the government along with some Psychic Sea Monster thing named Abe Sapien (because he was found the day Abe Lincoln was assainiated) and they together fight monsters and stuff. A Third hero, who's a firestarter named Liz comes in, but can't control her fire powers and usually ends up blowing up everything.
The evil nazis come back 60 years later from WWII and try and conjure up the apocolypse god demon that will destroy the Earth, but need Hellboy this time to open the gate. So while they get ready, the preoccupy the government freaks with a bunch of monster demons that are hard to kill and can rapidly lay eggs. For a good 1/3rd of the movie, Hellboy and his teammates try and stop the monsters from destroying the city and laying more eggs.
The good guys eventually come back to the Nazi mansion from WWII in order to kill the rest of the monster demons, and their eggs, that the supernatural Nazimen have set up for them. Thet all explore the mansion, but get spli up and each run into trouble. After taking out a whole nest of eggs, they're left weak from the ordeal and captured by the Nazis who hold Liz ransom in exchange for Hellboy opening the gates to the apocolypse.
Hellboy, who develops a romantic relationship with her throughout the movie, decides to at first open the gates, and then not at the last moment. He does open them enough thouh, to get the nazis killed by demons. Hellboy manages to save Liz and the two at the end, literallly make some hot, freak lovin'.
Nazis at the end of WWII decide to conjure up supernatural forces in order to try and win the war and open up a gateway into space where this demon of the apocolypse is at, and the US military shuts down their evil plans, but not before a baby demon slips through the portal. The US military adopts the demon and name him Hellboy.
Hellboy grows up to be a superhero for the government along with some Psychic Sea Monster thing named Abe Sapien (because he was found the day Abe Lincoln was assainiated) and they together fight monsters and stuff. A Third hero, who's a firestarter named Liz comes in, but can't control her fire powers and usually ends up blowing up everything.
The evil nazis come back 60 years later from WWII and try and conjure up the apocolypse god demon that will destroy the Earth, but need Hellboy this time to open the gate. So while they get ready, the preoccupy the government freaks with a bunch of monster demons that are hard to kill and can rapidly lay eggs. For a good 1/3rd of the movie, Hellboy and his teammates try and stop the monsters from destroying the city and laying more eggs.
The good guys eventually come back to the Nazi mansion from WWII in order to kill the rest of the monster demons, and their eggs, that the supernatural Nazimen have set up for them. Thet all explore the mansion, but get spli up and each run into trouble. After taking out a whole nest of eggs, they're left weak from the ordeal and captured by the Nazis who hold Liz ransom in exchange for Hellboy opening the gates to the apocolypse.
Hellboy, who develops a romantic relationship with her throughout the movie, decides to at first open the gates, and then not at the last moment. He does open them enough thouh, to get the nazis killed by demons. Hellboy manages to save Liz and the two at the end, literallly make some hot, freak lovin'.
I just told you the whole movie. Now, you don't have to waste your $9 seeing it. It'll just confuse you, like it did me. Unless you're a supergeek, who reads Hellboy comics.
by G-Union April 6, 2004
Get the Hellboy mug.(N.) A new game that my cousin Matt, made up and thinks is going to sell millions of dollars. (Ah, sophmores. So young, so naive...)
Yugi Ketchum: Not so fast, Giovanni! Your Mewtwo's Hyper Beam attack won't deal any damage to my Charmander once I reveal my face-down item. Giovanni:No, not Bright Powder! Yugi K.:Yes, Bright Powder! That drops your Hyper Beam's accuracy down to 0% and my monster is still alive enough to use it's special technique, Body Slam! Giovanni:No, not that! My Mewtwo has become paralyzed, leaving your Charmander with the speed advantage! Yugi K.:And that's not all! I also activate this, Sunny Day, which will boost my Charmander's Fire-Type attacks by 200 attack points, while your monster, lies Fully Paralyzed and helpless! And I also activate this! A Critical Hit card! Giovanni:No, not a critical hit card! Yugi K.:And now... Giovanni:Oh no! Not that! Yugi K.:Fire Blast Attack! Your Mewtwo's life points have dropped down to zero. You lose, Giovanni! Giovanni:But how could I lose! My Mewtwo was unstoppable! My Millennium Pokedex assured me I couldn't lose! Yugi K.:It's all in the Heart of the Poke Balls, Giovanni! (you can thank Matt for all of this)
by G-Union May 16, 2003
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50 Cent's STUNT 101: "...Come on, dawg. We all know Gold is gettin' old. My ice keep the kristial cold."
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by G-Union December 1, 2003
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Get the Fat Joe mug.(N.) Tucker Libowitz, better known in the street drugs industry as "Mother Tucker." He wears a magenta, pimped out suit and feather hat, and has a large glass left eye and a crackhead-like tiny right eye, which doesn't match the other at all. Tucker Libowitz is also A high buisness Drug Dealer by day, and a seedy Hollywood agent by night. His careers unfortuneatly came to an end, though as he was arrested in 2000 for Sipping Wheat Grass at a Dairen, Connecticut juice bar and was sentenced 6 consecutive Life Sentences. DA END, BABY!
Mother Tucker: "I'm Tucker Libowitz, and I got Puffy off in court. But I was Hi on Krak."
Interviewer: "And the alleged results?"
Mother Tucker: "I'm still hi on Krak."
Interviewer: "But the worst was yet to come."
Interviewer: "And the alleged results?"
Mother Tucker: "I'm still hi on Krak."
Interviewer: "But the worst was yet to come."
by G-Union October 30, 2003
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2. Look on the Internet for the WWF's Right to Censor. (that's some good stuff.)
2. Look on the Internet for the WWF's Right to Censor. (that's some good stuff.)
by G-Union May 19, 2003
Get the Censorship mug.(N.) An old Fart who's been called "The REAL Old Dirty Bastard" and "The Mr. Burns of Hip Hop." Just take ya Viagra, and go home with Skinner's Mom, you old, Krusty Bum.
The Late Show Top Ten Reasons why Benzino will never be respected:
#10-Can't even write Raps.
#9-Damn near 50 Years old.
#8-His Daddy's on his deathbed.
#7-Never gonna go gold.
#6-Best if he just shut it up.
#5-Flesh wounds will cut him up.
#4-He don't want it with anyone.
#3-Takes an L like a 7-Up.
#2-An Old Fart more hated than Cats. ( he set us up the bomb! )
#1-A Bitch Ass Nigga who never touched a single Gat.
#10-Can't even write Raps.
#9-Damn near 50 Years old.
#8-His Daddy's on his deathbed.
#7-Never gonna go gold.
#6-Best if he just shut it up.
#5-Flesh wounds will cut him up.
#4-He don't want it with anyone.
#3-Takes an L like a 7-Up.
#2-An Old Fart more hated than Cats. ( he set us up the bomb! )
#1-A Bitch Ass Nigga who never touched a single Gat.
by G-Union June 25, 2003
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