g-union's definitions

Spam

(1.) (N.) Really nasty meat in a can for Project Moms and Divorced, Lonely Fathers. From the people who bing you Chubb. Comes in Spam, Spam Light, and Spamburger Deluxe.
(2.) (N.) Annoying Junk Mail send out in Large Quanities by a man named Ronnie Scelson from Louisana.
(3.) (N.) A classic Monty Python routine that's known for annoyingly overusing the word "Spam" meaning the food like product. It's Ironic today because the E-Mail Spam is just as annoying.

I Hate Spam!

by G-Union January 12, 2004

XFL

N.) X-Treme Football League. A crappy football league created by Vince Mcmahon and launched in Feburary 2001. It started out very strong, but it's ratings literally cut in half every week and by the end of it's season, in April 2001, approximately 549 on the Planet were still watching. Vince McMahon also lost about $72 million with the XFL as well. The XFL nowadays causes massive amounts of laughter just by mentioning it. (He Hate Me!)

Homer: "I'm geared up for the all new season of the XFL."
Marge: "Uh, Homer..."

by G-Union December 18, 2003

Cincinatti

(N.) The only town even sadder than Cleveland. It's so sad, the ONLY thing it's known for is a terrible sitcom, "WKRP in Cincinatti" from the 70's or 80's. ( I forget which. ) It's so sorry, I can't even say anything else about it, but there's another city in Ohio, though, that's even worse off than these bums. Columbus, Ohio, which oddly enough IS an Actual Major City, despite it never being heard of, BY ANYONE. THIS IS America's offical ghost town.

I thought pathetic, no-point-in-living-if-you-live-there Cincinatti was nothing. Columbus is a town with around half a million people in it, THAT NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD OF!

by G-Union June 24, 2003

Manscaping

(V.) The Art of Hair Removal off of a man's chest, back, or genitals. A technique developed by the Queer Eye Fags, it's just a play on words for Shaving, using the word "Landscaping."

See Manscape
See Metrosexual
See Fag
See Johnnay

by G-Union February 21, 2004

boing

(N.) The image or sound effect of something exciting.

Hey, I just saw this really tall chick with big boobies. Boing!

by G-Union May 12, 2003

urban dick

An Urban Dictionary user that ruins the quality of the website. Instead of actually defining words, they just rant insulting, offensive, nonsensical garbage. Also, an Urban Pussy.

see Psycho Bitch,
Freak Obscene,
Peachy Keen,
Johnnay,
Schteve,
SonyRoolz, (#1)
*Wonderboy Marvel*
Diego (#2)

by G-Union April 17, 2006

50 cent crack dealer

(N.) Apparently, th crack dealer to 50 Cent. Also, is th crack dealer to Mother Tucker and Jessica Simpson aka J-Simp in da' hood.

Them niggas they just Suck, they no aint good
I ain't never heard a nigga say they like them in the hood
I'm back better than ever, on top of my game
Even them country boys sayin "50 we feelin you mayne"
Now you stay the f*ck outta my zone, outta my throne
I'm New York City's own...BAD GUY!

by G-Union December 18, 2003