g-union's definitions

King Bowser

(N.) The King of the Koopas, his full name is Bowser Koopa, and he's one of the Mushroom Kingdom's Most Wanted.
Stats:
Age: Same as Mario
Height: about 7'
Weight: about 600 lbs.
History: has been beaten by Mario about 30 some times.

All Koopa Troopas, hail Lord King Bowser!

by G-Union May 30, 2003

The Britney Show

(N.) Created by Robert Smiegel, who also does Triumph, the insult comic dog on late night with Conan O' Brien, this is an animated talk show, starring Britney Spears.

Oh My God! The Britney Show killed Kenny! You bastards!

by G-Union May 19, 2003

Vanilla Ice

(N.) Rap Music's own Pat Boone.

(That means he's a sweet lil' faggot.)

by G-Union November 26, 2003

Star Wars Rap

(N.) The next #1 hit on RapCity.

Darth Vader:
I'm ya Father. I'M Ya Father!
I'm ya Father. I'M YA FATHER!

by G-Union May 29, 2003

Philly Fakeout

When "The Real World" tries to shoot in Philadelphia and then pulls out at the last second, realizing how much of a mistake that would've been.

MTV's Philly Fakeout was better than the actual term for it.

by G-Union March 24, 2004

Coca Cola

(N.)
1.Christina Aguilera Beverage.
2.Salty soda drink with cocaine in it.

No wonder so many of my friends drink Coca Cola! It all makes sense, now!

by G-Union May 19, 2003

Online Speak

(N.) The way to speak in shortcuts on the Internet by using Abbrvietaions. Also goes by some other name, but I don't know what that is right now. Here's an example!

"OMG! It's SMG! I'm like So DIS! I'm just her WBF! Bet she can DNL ADL! Just KJP LOL! Can I HWY? Maybe I should AYB!"

"Oh My God! It's Sarah Michelle Gellar! I'm like So Dipped In Sh*t! I'm just her World's Biggest Fan! Bet she can Do Nights Lovin', All Day Long! Just Kidding, Joking, Playing, Laughing Out Loud! Can I Hang With You? Maybe I should Ask Your Brother!"

by G-Union October 29, 2003