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Definitions by g-union

Keen Eddie 

(N.)
1. A summer series TV show on FOX.
2. A VERY dirty sexual position.
(#2 term) I attempted to pull a Keen Eddie last night, but temporally loss all control of my mouth muscles.
Keen Eddie by G-Union June 6, 2003
(N.) The guardian/assistant of Peach Toadstool, the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. About 2'6", and 50 lbs. He's a member of his race called the "Toads," who are elfish-like people with Mushroom heads ( or maybe they're hats. I dunno. )

His name is kind of like how "Guy" or "Man" is a name to us, even though it's what we are. His age is very indetermined, much like Santa's Elves. He could be anywhere between 8 and 38. On the old TV series in the early 90's, he was at least old enough to drive, but in the new "Anime-Style" video games, he's very young, like around age 6, as his voice is very high-pitched.
Toad belongs to a race named the Toads. He can be played in Super Mario Kart 64.
Toad by G-Union June 6, 2003

King Bowser

(N.) The King of the Koopas, his full name is Bowser Koopa, and he's one of the Mushroom Kingdom's Most Wanted.
Stats:
Age: Same as Mario
Height: about 7'
Weight: about 600 lbs.
History: has been beaten by Mario about 30 some times.
All Koopa Troopas, hail Lord King Bowser!
King Bowser by G-Union May 30, 2003

Star Wars Rap 

(N.) The next #1 hit on RapCity.
Darth Vader:
I'm ya Father. I'M Ya Father!
I'm ya Father. I'M YA FATHER!
Star Wars Rap by G-Union May 29, 2003

Running out of stuff to add 

I'm Running Out Of Stuff To Add. Let's do a clip show!

Shiggity 

(N.) Dumb ass s***
Hey, cool. Shiggity Swha!
Shiggity by G-Union May 22, 2003

Princess Peach

(N.) Princess Peach Toadstool of the Mushroom Kingdom. (somewhere in North America)
Statistics:
Age: somewhere in her twenties
Height: 5'6"
Hair: Reddish-Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Cup Size: to be determined...
Mario, you've got to save Princess Peach again!
Princess Peach by G-Union May 22, 2003