g-union's definitions

Princess Peach

(N.) Princess Peach Toadstool of the Mushroom Kingdom. (somewhere in North America)
Statistics:
Age: somewhere in her twenties
Height: 5'6"
Hair: Reddish-Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Cup Size: to be determined...

Mario, you've got to save Princess Peach again!

by G-Union May 22, 2003

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

(N.) A show used by Law Enforcement in Suffix County to torture criminals into revealing incriminating information. No more Good cop, Bad cop. No more two on one guy in handcuffs ass kickings. Just a Season 7 DVD of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, starring America's Favorite mid-30's Teenage Brat, Sarah Michelle Gellar.

Dubbed, "The Buffy Project" a man named Joss Wheadon (Think Quentin Tarantino, but fatter) created a TV series that would one day become the staple of Non-Violent Prison Torture. Just five minutes of bad puns, and horrid storylines/scripts/plots would make even the hardest of criminals revert back to the infancy stage of human thinking.

by G-Union April 12, 2004

Swept Away

(N.) An awful movie from 2002, starring the horrible actress Madonna. While it is only $0.99 at Blockbuster, it's actually an incredible movie, only when compared to Gigli.

Swept Away lost it's title as "Worst Movie of the Century" on August 1st, 2003 to Gigli.

by G-Union August 16, 2003

Pepsi

(N.)
1.Britney Spears Beverage.
2.Homer Simpson's little brother from the Big Brother agency.

Ba,ba, baba bum. ba,ba, baba bum. The Joy of Pepsi, blah, blah, blah...

by G-Union May 19, 2003

Howard The Duck 2

The long-awaited, highly anticipated sequel to the 1986 Smash Hit, record setting Box Office blowout, Lea Thompson career setting movie, Howard The Duck. It's set for release,.... Tomorrow from the day you're reading this! Just Remember, "In The Beginning, There was (*BOOM!*) Howard The Duck!"

Howard the Duck.....Yeah.....That movie sucked ass.

by G-Union October 29, 2003

Pokémon

(N.) A Game and an Anime that has been made popular by millions of kids. The Game itself, isn't too bad since they're so many Pokemon and so many different combinations of raising them and using them, whether it be the six Pokemon lineup or Moves they they have.
The Show however, is the reason it has a kiddie reputation and is hated by most people. I don't blame most people when they say they hate Pokemon, cause the show makes them say all of that. If they tried the game, they might've thought otherwise.
Still though, the many different games that come out aren't that nessacary. If you played one, you've played them all. I used to be really into Pokemon in middle school, and played it all the time, but knew better than to buy EVERY single different version and waste my money like that. Also avoided the Card Game.

There is now about eight (with nine coming soon) different Main Pokemon games and about 400 Pokemon in all. If they had avoided the awful Anime, merchandise, and side project crap, more people might now actually be still intrested in it and not just wish them all to die. All of that Commerical crap ruined what used to be a great and complex game.

by G-Union October 14, 2003

Scary Movie 2

(N.) The best Scary Movie of all three in the Horror-Movie Spoofing Trilogy.

Oh, if only SM3 was as good as Scary Movie 2. And where the hell were the Wayan Bros. at in SM3? Hosting an MTV awards show?

by G-Union November 6, 2003