Definitions by g

Hezzer 

A young male who generally tries it on with those new to the office!! mostly those with boyfriends (likes to call himself T-Bone)

Hezzer has done it again, she will hopefully be up the duff

Hezzer by G August 4, 2003

perfect woman 

Mythical creature: slim, sexy, beautiful, tanned, woman. She should be able to cook, clean & iron. She should be thoughtful as in give me head while I eat my breakfast OR skin up before sex so I can lay back and smoke a spliff while the cum runs down her face.

guy: I met a perfect woman last night
mate: bollocks!

perfect woman by G August 4, 2003

lovejuice 

the warm slightly salty liquid which you kindly place on the lady of choices face after a few love taps on the temple.

Kate closes her eyes as the moment draws near, then BOOM its in her eye! Proceed to tell her who is the Daddy

lovejuice by G August 1, 2003

Pheq 

sexy bitch.

your dad.

Pheq by G July 25, 2003

mustang

F= First
O= ON
R= Race
D= DAY

Look at the 5.0L It is like 7 car lengths ahead of that Rice Burning Civic

mustang by G July 23, 2003

buddah 

slang for marijuana. used to draw parallel between the buddah's state of nirvana and that cool, laid back feeling you get when you smoke a fat bowl.

"yo, wanna smoke some buddah son?"
"word."

buddah by G July 21, 2003

Steely Dan 

(1) proper name of a steam powered dildo from the novel "Naked Lunch" by William S. Burroughs.

(2) jazzy rock band from the 70's, most of whom's subtle lyrics are about heavy heavy drug use, ludacrus sex and suicide. curiously, a favorite of house wives everywhere for their soft tones and smooth vocals.

Steely Dan by G July 21, 2003