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Fwef

What I Call Myself On Most Platforms

What Should I Name Myself Here?
*Thinks*
Fwef

by fwefff September 4, 2023

The Blue Devils

The Guys That Keep Winning Every Fucking Year

Oh, Let Me Guess. The Blue Devils Are Gonna Wine For The Millionth Time This Year.

by fwefff August 18, 2023

Titan Sub

Submarine That Went To See The Titanic, Lets Just Say That It Crushed Its Passengers Hearts. And More!

Billionare: I Wanna See The Titanic!
Stockton Rush: Come On My Titan Sub! It Wont Kill You!
Billionare: Okay!
Billionares Friend: And We Never Saw Him Again.

by fwefff July 23, 2023

(づ ◕‿‿◕ )づ

What Appears When Urban Dictionary Tells You To Sign In.

Person: Can I Write A Definition?
Urb: Sign In Pls.
Person: No
Urb: SIGN IN RIGHT NOW OR I WILL FIND YOU AND YOUR FAMILY AND SLAUGTER YOU
Person: No
Urb: (づ ◕‿‿◕ )づ
*Signs In*

by fwefff June 29, 2023

The Track Terrorizer

A TF2 Cosmetic That Details Info About The Scout I Never Needed To Know

THE TRACK TERRORIZER
"For A Breif Stint In High School, Scout Joined The Track Team In One Of His Many Schemes To Pick Up Girls. He Was Kicked Off The Team 3 Days later After Everyone Realised He Was 23 Years Old And Also Not Enrolled In The School"

by fwefff June 22, 2023

Lysanderoth

A True Master Of Deception.
Shot Everyone In The Village.
Will Make The World As Beutiful As Him.

Lysanderoth: "And Now Its Time To Finish The Job, Goodbye Archibald"
Dennis: "Why Are You Doing This?"
Lysanderoth: "Because My Master Told Me To, King Dragon Sends His Regards."
*Archibald Gets Shot*
Dennis: "Archibald No!"
Dennis IRL: "Oh Fuck This, FUCK THIS!"
*Resets To Save*
Dennis: "Lets Negotiate!"
Lysanderoth: "No Thanks, King Dragon-"
*Resets To Save*
Dennis: "Where Is Prince Horace!?"
Lysanderoth: "Hmm... I Dont Know, King Dragon-"
*Resets To Save*
*Dennis Knocks Gun Out Of Lysanderoths Hand*
Lysanderoth: "Its A Good Thing I Always Carry Two Guns!"
Dennis IRL: "Okay"

by fwefff June 9, 2023

Hagelslag

Bread And Chocolate Sprinkles
What The Dutch Eat For Breakfast, Apperantly.

Person: What Are You Eating!?
Dutch Person: Hagelslag.
Person: ...The Fuck?
Dutch Person: Sprinkles On Bread, Breakfast Food.
*2 Days Later*
News Reporter: Dutch Man Found Dead In Alleyway, The Message "How's The Hagelslag Now?" Was Written Above Him In Blood.

by fwefff June 9, 2023