fnd

Short for "find". Used in texting.

i have 2 go now
Where r u going.
2 fnd my dog.
oh, well, ill c u tomorrow

by funnyman21224 August 04, 2010

YOLT

A parody of YOLO, meaning: you only live twice. Or it can also mean, young overachieving lesbian teenagers.

Hey man, should i smoke this?
YOLT!
True, true.

by funnyman21224 June 28, 2012

TQJ

A classy and intelligent way of saying lol, similar to lql. It stands for That's Quite Jocular.

I just sharted!
Haha tqj

by funnyman21224 July 22, 2012

balls

bravery

Dude, are you gonna make that jump with your bike
i'll try
you gotta have the balls to do that

by funnyman21224 July 31, 2010

I'm not talking

an impossible phrase to say,

guy 1: shut up people! stop talking

2: i'm not talking!

1: thats impossible!

by funnyman21224 November 30, 2010

False Diarrhea

This is when you had diarrhea earlier and then later you have the rumbles in your stomach. You go to the bathroom thinking you need to go, but you just fart.

Oh! Gotta go! *30 seconds later* Never mind, false diarrhea!

by funnyman21224 April 22, 2011

DS

1.Nintendo DS, that can stand for Double screen, dual screen.

2. Dip shit

3.dog shit

1. Guy 2: hey did you get your new DS.
Guy 1: yeah, im lucky, it was the last one.

2. Guy 1: hey, dare me to PO (girl's name)
Guy2: Dude, don't be a ds, she has fellings too.

3. Guy 1 walking down street. (Squish sound): Oh! i just stepped in DS!

by funnyman21224 August 05, 2010