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Boy Scout

A married or unmarried male who is all of what the Boy Scouts aspire to be in public or in private.

You were married and alone, but bragged up your family in mixed company. You didn't hit on me. You didn't touch my thigh or grab my arm. You met me in a public place each night, and sent me away as such. You were a gentleman. You pulled out my chair. You are what all women want, but none can achieve. You are a Boy Scout.

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit January 19, 2013

pisser

A night on the town getting drunk with your friends. Used frequently by NE English types. So named for the obscene amount of urine created by drinking 18-24 pints of Stella over the span of an evening.

"I went out on a pisser last night. I cound't even find my britches this morning."

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit August 8, 2006

Mexican brake pedal

The horn in an automobile. Used in conversation to describe the idiotic act of continuously honking the car horn for several seconds instead of doing what is safe and prudent while traveling at an unsafe speed... applying the brakes.

So named for the unfortunate driving practices of Mexican cab drivers.

Also known as the Egyptian brake pedal.

Yo Vashon! Don't slow down at that intersection. We are going to be late for our drug deal! Give 'em the Mexican brake pedal... those pedestrians will get the Hell out of our way!

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit August 8, 2006

shitstorm

A gigantic cluster fuck... but not in a military sense.

A huge fuck-up of epic proportions of some sort or another and its ensuing calamity. As in, the person or normal situation you were supposed to be a part of is now so totally screwed up as to turn the entire scenario into a farce; or something that could end up in you going to either jail or losing your profession.

Holy shit... I went into the office today, and I was fully unprepared for the ensuing shitstorm. This client was so fucked up, I couldn't believe that I was actually part of this human tragedy. I think I will give up finance and take up digging ditches.

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit November 6, 2006

buckle bunny

Any number of female rodeo aficionados prone to wearing skin-tight jeans, boots, push up bras and loose fitting, button-down shirts who:

a. haunt various events looking for some sugar daddy to "take her away" from her dreary farm existance and put her on a horse ranch where she "deserves to be". AKA a "country gold-digger". OR,

b. bored attractive female who hits the local country bars and rodeos looking for a good looking someone to buy her drinks and dance with her. BUT THATS ALL.

Good Lord. Look at that buckle bunny over there. If those pants were any tighter, she could pick up an apple with that camel toe.

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit September 18, 2006

Honeywagon

A honeywagon is a manure spreader.

The wheels are mechanically attached to a mechanism that has tines upon an axel that throw clumps of manure into a barren field.

Thats it. Nothing more than poop being thrown out of the back of a wagon.

I went to my uncles farm in Eyota. He had an old honeywagon sitting in the side yard. Oh boy. Did that ever stink. No amount of varnish could ever disguise what that piece of machinery was made for... I hope some city slicker comes along and thinks its some sort of collectable... and puts it in the city center of Rochester.

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit May 11, 2010

booster bag

A cleverly disguised shopping bag that is lined in some manner with aluminum foil so that it renders electronic shoplifting sensors useless. Used by shoplifters to secret their ill-gotten goods out of the store unnoticed.

Q. Dude! How in the heck did you lift those 14 pairs of jeans?

A> I just dropped them in my booster bag and walked out the front of the store!

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit March 31, 2007