Freshly Baked Cum Pie

A load of cum is put into a freshly baked apple pie and eaten as dessert.

Kids, save room for your freshly baked cum pie!

by Fuck Face October 17, 2003

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Crusher

A woman pretends to give a man a hand-job, then takes his testicles and stomps on them. Four times.

by Fuck Face October 17, 2003

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Slytherin

To gently insert the penis

I slytherined in her

by Fuck face March 01, 2016

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Alarm Clock Dildo

Where a woman awakens with a orgasm, simply by setting the dildo into her pussy, setting the time to be awoken, and soon wakes up with an amazing orgasm. Men can also use them by inserting them in the ass.

Man! Alarm Clock Dildo's are cheap!!

by Fuck Face October 17, 2003

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Shaker

When a man is masturbating and his sexual partner insterts a dildo in his rectum, so he cums as a dildo is in his ass. Therefore causing him to shake.

Man, I really do love shakers!

by Fuck Face October 17, 2003

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