Definitions by fuck face

Slytherin 

To gently insert the penis

I slytherined in her

Slytherin by Fuck face August 19, 2016

Brown Broomstick 

A man takes a broomstick and shoves into a girl's asshole, takes it out shoves the broomstick back into his asshole, then eats the contents on the broomstick.

Did you see him brown broomstick our teacher?

Brown Broomstick by Fuck Face October 16, 2003

Freshly Baked Cum Pie

A load of cum is put into a freshly baked apple pie and eaten as dessert.

Kids, save room for your freshly baked cum pie!

Freshly Baked Cum Pie by Fuck Face October 16, 2003

Shaker 

When a man is masturbating and his sexual partner insterts a dildo in his rectum, so he cums as a dildo is in his ass. Therefore causing him to shake.

Man, I really do love shakers!

Shaker by Fuck Face October 16, 2003

Bright Light Nights 

A very cold night, where a pregnant girls nipples get so hard they pop, and blood and milk spills all over.

O No!! She is about to have a Bright Light Nights!!

Bright Light Nights by Fuck Face October 16, 2003

Crusher 

A woman pretends to give a man a hand-job, then takes his testicles and stomps on them. Four times.

Crusher by Fuck Face October 16, 2003

Alarm Clock Dildo 

Where a woman awakens with a orgasm, simply by setting the dildo into her pussy, setting the time to be awoken, and soon wakes up with an amazing orgasm. Men can also use them by inserting them in the ass.

Man! Alarm Clock Dildo's are cheap!!

Alarm Clock Dildo by Fuck Face October 16, 2003