friend of bob's definitions

Fast Food Rockers

As an American, I stand in total awe in reverence to what pop music looks like across the pond. I mean, come on, they're NOT black!!!

I came very close to sampling their music, but in the deep recesses of my mind, I knew I would lose all respect for myself if I did. Thankfully, the only pleasures I indulge when it comes to the Fast Food Rockers are the pictures of the two hot chicks.

by friend of bob June 15, 2004

Non Sequitur

Insightful comic strip, often poking fun at comtemporary religion and governemnt (and society in general). If one should ever encounter an obscure superhero known as Obviousman, know that he was born out of this comic strip.

Non Sequitur is a philosophical comic strip that effectively combines humor and wonderful insight.

by friend of bob May 18, 2004

hardass

A type of individual often imitated but rarely existing in the scapes of humanity. Today, America is inundated with millions of kids who think they are tough because rap is so "hard". True hardasses do not look for unnecessary trouble because they know what they are capable of, whereas every other wannabe feels the need to prove how much they can handle.

There is no such thing as a rapper who is a hardass. Most could get beat up by a six year old if not for their bodyguards and firearms.

by friend of bob May 15, 2004

F.E.A.R.

A relatively unknown PC shooter that easily rivals the current top upcoming FPS games (Halo 2, Half-Life 2, Doom III). At the least, a full year of development is expected, mind you.

Check out the completely awesome movie clips at www.gamespot.com

by friend of bob June 15, 2004

moogle

Catlike creature. Has a large red ball on its head attached by a long hair. Some can fly. Some can fight. Some are lazy bastards. All say kupo.

I hope to resurrected as moogle during a different life time.

by friend of bob June 15, 2004

bad pickup lines

Speech device primarily employed by two factions of mankind: the truly pathetic and amateur comedians. Origins have been disputed, but it is widely thought that pickup lines, once upon a magical time, could win pussy if chanted with remarkable charisma and authenticity. Thanks to the combination of inevitability and human stupidity, pickup lines degraded into verses that invoke either uproarious laughter or further inalienation, but not the throes of sex.

Got a library card? Because I'm checking you out.

I scraped my knees falling for you.

You're like a box of Lucky Charms: you're magically delicious.

Got a gym card? Because you've been giving my mind a workout.

I lost my number. Can I have yours?

You sound tired. Wanna sleep with me?

Hey there. (use Clint Eastwood impression)

by friend of bob June 15, 2004

my five friends

Referring to the five fingers of the human hand that clench to a fist during exigent situations. Sometimes the only friends you'll have in more dire instances. Note: this phrase is usually reserved for those who maintain one particularly strong arm while the other is relatively weak.

Me and my five friends took on four dudes.

by friend of bob June 15, 2004