friend of bob's definitions

F.E.A.R.

A relatively unknown PC shooter that easily rivals the current top upcoming FPS games (Halo 2, Half-Life 2, Doom III). At the least, a full year of development is expected, mind you.

Check out the completely awesome movie clips at www.gamespot.com

by friend of bob June 15, 2004

hardass

A type of individual often imitated but rarely existing in the scapes of humanity. Today, America is inundated with millions of kids who think they are tough because rap is so "hard". True hardasses do not look for unnecessary trouble because they know what they are capable of, whereas every other wannabe feels the need to prove how much they can handle.

There is no such thing as a rapper who is a hardass. Most could get beat up by a six year old if not for their bodyguards and firearms.

by friend of bob May 15, 2004

my five friends

Referring to the five fingers of the human hand that clench to a fist during exigent situations. Sometimes the only friends you'll have in more dire instances. Note: this phrase is usually reserved for those who maintain one particularly strong arm while the other is relatively weak.

Me and my five friends took on four dudes.

by friend of bob June 15, 2004

urbandictionary.com

A website that has magically replaced many hours of my life that would have otherwise spent chain-smoking with laughter and the occasional moment of insight. Had it not been for this website, I probably would have no idea what pikeys are really like, other than what I have seen in the movie Snatch. Urbandictionary.com kicks ass.

Before I found urbandictionary.com, I was a complete loser. Now.........yeah...

by friend of bob May 18, 2004

street sweeper

Slang for a type of shotgun that is drum fed, consequently ammo capacity is a bit larger that any other shotgun.

Street sweepers (in pertinence to firearms) are NOT submachine pistols or any other non-shotgun type firearm.

by friend of bob May 15, 2004

MTV

In response to the induhvidual (yes, that word was deliberately misspelled, for those who are unaware of Scott Adams), I must say, the only moron speaking your selected quote is you. And "victims" of the trends MTV produces? Hardly the case. It disturbs me that people as stupid as you exist.

The guy who calls himself "mtv is cooler than you" is an obvious example of someone who has replaced his brains with douche. His very existence is a sad watermark on the history of mankind. Let us hope he does not provide a description of a brick wall, for that would be a Mt. Everest of accomplishment for this poor, stupid soul.

by friend of bob July 26, 2004

The worst thing you can call someone

If target is male: baby dick
If target is female: (there are far too many insults that can send any member of the female gender into wild fenzy of violent rage)

You: Hey there, friend of bob, I mean "baby dick".
Me: YOU BASTARD!!!!! (walks away in shame)

Me: Hey there, (random female).
Female: (ignores and walks way, usually finding someone more attractive)

by friend of bob June 11, 2006