friend of bob's definitions

douchey

One that emits striking qualities of a douchebag. Objectively speaking, most common description of complete assholes who maintain an extremely shallow personality, i.e. preppies.

Everybody from that school seems douchey...

by friend of bob May 15, 2004

F.E.A.R.

A relatively unknown PC shooter that easily rivals the current top upcoming FPS games (Halo 2, Half-Life 2, Doom III). At the least, a full year of development is expected, mind you.

Check out the completely awesome movie clips at www.gamespot.com

by friend of bob June 15, 2004

hardass

A type of individual often imitated but rarely existing in the scapes of humanity. Today, America is inundated with millions of kids who think they are tough because rap is so "hard". True hardasses do not look for unnecessary trouble because they know what they are capable of, whereas every other wannabe feels the need to prove how much they can handle.

There is no such thing as a rapper who is a hardass. Most could get beat up by a six year old if not for their bodyguards and firearms.

by friend of bob May 15, 2004

my five friends

Referring to the five fingers of the human hand that clench to a fist during exigent situations. Sometimes the only friends you'll have in more dire instances. Note: this phrase is usually reserved for those who maintain one particularly strong arm while the other is relatively weak.

Me and my five friends took on four dudes.

by friend of bob June 15, 2004

sneaky sneaky

Referring to any action performed with covert intent.

When she fell asleep I pulled a sneaky sneaky.

by friend of bob June 18, 2004

sexual harassment

Like many things, this phrase was once pure and clear. The term has now degenerated into an overwhelmingly broad range of actions often determined by zealous feminists to be an inappropriate sexual advance.

Me: Hi there, Sarah.
Sarah: Excuse me?! Who the hell do you think you are?!
Me: Uh....
Sarah: I'll see you in court, buddy!

by friend of bob June 15, 2004

Boondock Saints

What everyone wishes they were, but nobody has the balls or weaponry available to effectively carry out the day-to-day duties of a Boondock Saint.

The movie deserves to be in some sort of movie hall of fame.

by friend of bob June 15, 2004