friend of bob's definitions

douchebag

A description that fits nearly every teenager who conforms monotonously to popular culture. Often known for their tendency to have low individuality and severe intolerance for those that exhibit different behavior. Note: The best location to study the ridiculous patterns of douchebags is your local mall.

That dude is such a douchebag....

by friend of bob May 15, 2004

hater boys

Term used to describe police officers

Oh shit! Its the hater boys! Get the fuck out of here!!

by friend of bob May 15, 2004

street sweeper

Slang for a type of shotgun that is drum fed, consequently ammo capacity is a bit larger that any other shotgun.

Street sweepers (in pertinence to firearms) are NOT submachine pistols or any other non-shotgun type firearm.

by friend of bob May 15, 2004

limit break

An emanation of powerful energy you feel during instances of extreme urgency. Never happens in real life.

That punk bitch was talking sheyat, so I thought I'd limit break his ass. He lost 9999 hit points.

by friend of bob June 13, 2004

friend of bob

Another anonymous individual, as one punk band would put it, "drowning in the pools of other lives". Friend of bob is an utter loser, has few friends, is anti-social, is unattractive, is still a virgin, does not have a driving license (or a car), does not have a job, dropped out of college, has a small penis, wears duct taped shoes, and is 19.

I call myself friend of bob because I once knew this guy named bob who told me what the ninja was. I doubt you'll find my definition of it on this site, however...

by friend of bob May 18, 2004

F.E.A.R.

A relatively unknown PC shooter that easily rivals the current top upcoming FPS games (Halo 2, Half-Life 2, Doom III). At the least, a full year of development is expected, mind you.

Check out the completely awesome movie clips at www.gamespot.com

by friend of bob June 15, 2004

hardass

A type of individual often imitated but rarely existing in the scapes of humanity. Today, America is inundated with millions of kids who think they are tough because rap is so "hard". True hardasses do not look for unnecessary trouble because they know what they are capable of, whereas every other wannabe feels the need to prove how much they can handle.

There is no such thing as a rapper who is a hardass. Most could get beat up by a six year old if not for their bodyguards and firearms.

by friend of bob May 15, 2004