Definitions by friday

squeeze it in the sink 

Where a male cums and doesn't have a towel to let his swimmer go in so he puts his pp in the sink to wash it off.

Mom didn't do laundry last night so I had to squeeze it in the sink.

squeeze it in the sink by Friday April 9, 2019

Quiznify 

(Adverb) A state of utter confusion. Perplexed.

i.e. quiznification, quiznified

I went to a party with Sally, and she told me she liked me. But the next day at school, she acted like she didn't even know me. I was quiznified.

"What kind of government reigns in Zimbabwe?" Timmy asked. The question was quiznifying.

Quiznify by Friday January 18, 2005

Smurt 

(Verb) A smile that is forced and false.

To cover complete hatred towards an individual with an obviously fake smile.

Usually accompanied by an immediate scowl.

i.e. smurting, smurted, smurtist

I made a bad joke on Kathy's expense. She turned to me with a smurt on her face.

Smurt by Friday January 18, 2005

Untraffledated 

(Adjective) To be completely comfortable in every aspect of one's life. To be without worry.

Timmy was living the high life. He was untraffledated.

Untraffledated by Friday January 18, 2005

Pelham 

A small suburb in Westchester, New York consisting of two villages (Pelham and Pelham Manor), four elementary schools, one middle school, one highschool, about 500000 nail salons, and about 500000000 pizza parlors.

I'm so sick of living in Pelham

Pelham by friday December 24, 2004