fredautonom's definitions
by fredautonom May 14, 2015
Get the toddler parrotingmug. v. To waste valuable time and resources putting your face on androgynous dancing elves to humiliate your family and friends.
by fredautonom December 20, 2014
Get the Elf Yourselfmug. An uncontrollable urge to make games, art, stories, and other such nonsense on Scratch, MIT's very basic online programming community.
by fredautonom February 21, 2015
Get the Scratch Cat Fevermug. by fredautonom May 14, 2015
Get the Randmug. A public relations scheme concocted by government officials to trick the public into giving the government power over their lives. These are discarded and ignored the second they become inconvenient to the government institution.
To convince the colonies to ratify the constitution, they added a Bill of Rights. At the earliest convenience, these rights were immediately trampled on, discarded, and ignored. The Bill of Rights exists today as a set of things to have students memorize in civics class, but not entirely understand, and for lawyers to use to make arguments that are then ignored by judges. Any other applications of rights, such as deterring Draconian legislation, are nonexistent.
by fredautonom March 15, 2015
Get the Rightsmug. by fredautonom April 26, 2017
Get the Ironymug. by fredautonom April 14, 2015
Get the Protestmug.