foug's definitions

jerking

The directory containing the finest and highest quality self pleasuring images to stimulate the lonely and isolated soul.

Jon: Can you believe that he has a directory named Jerking?
C: Well he is stuck up here all by himself

by foug September 25, 2003

FriendsLessNess

When the machines in NHL 2003 try to take advantage of you without your partner.

Do you wanna play hockey sis?

by Foug July 10, 2003

foug dance

An almost tribal form of dance and done under hazed conditions, near hallucination. Robotic movements and thumbs up are key steps in this form of drunken or bong induced expression.

Noid: Stop, you're sketching me out.
C: dance dance revolution

by foug January 11, 2005

Darcy Tucker

Fearless teammate and hated throughout the league by many opposing fans and players. Regardless of how much time to heal before a playoff game will always look savagely beaten before that game's end.(ref. to two black eyes in gm 1 of 2004 Stanley Cup Playoffs)

C: He just jumped into the other team's bench.
Noid: Is he trying to bite that guy? What a savage

by foug January 13, 2005

b4

Most commonly the last thing you hear before "I sunk yo battleship!"

24 hrs nonstop shop, if you forgot something or your just coming home from downtown, stop by anyone is welcome! employing the youth of tomorrow

Snowman: Man now what?
Noid: B4?

by foug June 19, 2003

veggie dogs

made from the excrements of tofu and potato juice. can be served hot or cold as no carcasses have been hurt in this process. item is usually sectioned off by itself in your local grocers. item is to be cooked with separate utensils to avoid wussy contamination in the collective.

C- bbq time
Noid - wtf is that
Tycho - veggie dogs oh yeah! followed by floping

by foug January 12, 2005

Reunion Tour

occuring at a minimum of one year, the group meets up by various means of transportation. activites generally include hot food, story telling, and harassment to the locals in the city in fine exotic establishments. Reunion tour members are often greeted by urine drenched people in atm terminals.

C - I'll be there in a week
E - reunion tour?
K - peggy made us bat cookies!

by foug January 30, 2005