bribery offer

in times of bradvoidence a bribery offer is neccessary to intervene in group sessions. offers include food, entertainment, or various forms of contraband. items are consumed although known to leave a bitter taste
Noid - quick turn out the light its bradvoidence!
*door opens*
*foug enters*
foug - come on in brad
brad - I brought chocolates
Noid - hits unpause on nhl and shakes head
by foug January 12, 2005
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Death Sludge

The sludge formed inside a Tim Horton's cup or in the case of parties, a cut-in-half pop bottle containing any combination of the following: water, coffee, spit, lung butter, dirt, ash, cigerette butts, beer. The contents, combined form a soil-like sludge emitting an awful stench. Time to change when all liquid has been soaked up by cigerette filters and the butts continue to burn once in side the cup. A short term fix is to spit on the individual butts. Warning this may induce gagging or vomitting. Do not inhale any air while attempting.
kev: time to open the garage door and air out this stink.

C: don't look directly into the cup.
by foug January 12, 2005
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neud reversi

This is the upper most level of outward cash flow when being serviced. One step expensiver then topless/bottom less. Who can only immagine what comes after "hand job?"
Be careful when spending dr. bob reccommends sailing cheep.
Her: "You want Nude Reversi, very good"

Him: "How about heres 40$ just get to work"
by Foug December 23, 2003
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Convergeys

An "Organization" which presents itself as a solution to the world's Billing/Customer Care Company needs.

Just look at there motto: "Convergys helps you follow the first rule of business: Take care of your customers or your competitors will."

This evil empire is the #1 reason for a Better Buisness Bureau. Not only do they claim to up the bottom dollar of a company who hires them, they do it. Of course at the expense of the employee. Starting with hiring students who will work for less, then the long hours 3 am to all night. Followed by a flawed tracking system which forces bad stats unless you actually have a phone wired into your head. (Don't try this at home) And if that isn't enough at during weakly meetings at least one dumass on every "team" will have so much complainnig to do they may as well write a book.
Leroy: are you going to quit school Billy?

Billy: Of course why wouldn't I ?

Leroy: Convergys !
by Foug January 13, 2005
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Snowman Special

A fluke of immense proportions that may result in an advantage or disadvantage for either party. Also commonly known as a "garbage goal."
Lumme shoots from his own blue line.
Score! A Snowman Special. Toronto wins in overtime.
by foug March 25, 2003
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Mailbot

its outer hull was forged in the fires of kabul as a symbol of independence. this innocent atv actually contains a fusion reactor capable of running continuously and autonimously. codenamed "harvey", only 2 units have been deployed since its induction.
Vistors - what is that????
Noid - our saviour
C - it's people like you is why we will side with the machines
by Foug March 13, 2005
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foug dance

An almost tribal form of dance and done under hazed conditions, near hallucination. Robotic movements and thumbs up are key steps in this form of drunken or bong induced expression.
Noid: Stop, you're sketching me out.
C: dance dance revolution
by foug January 12, 2005
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