foug's definitions
by Foug July 10, 2003
Get the FriendsLessNessmug. 1. Using a slicing device to divide the baked good into equal servings for the eaters.
2. Using a buring device to divide the bowled goods into equal servings for the smokers.
2. Using a buring device to divide the bowled goods into equal servings for the smokers.
by foug March 30, 2003
Get the Slicin the Piemug. 1) A Party that just sux
2) A Party dedicated to a significant event
3) A Party where the bradar has been sabatoged
4) A costume Party
2) A Party dedicated to a significant event
3) A Party where the bradar has been sabatoged
4) A costume Party
by Foug April 27, 2003
Get the Disaster Partymug. A drink often known as a rock lobster. ordered after mass quanties of liquids and your choice of hot dog/sausage on a bun.
by Foug March 7, 2004
Get the Crab Legsmug. This is the upper most level of outward cash flow when being serviced. One step expensiver then topless/bottom less. Who can only immagine what comes after "hand job?"
Be careful when spending dr. bob reccommends sailing cheep.
Be careful when spending dr. bob reccommends sailing cheep.
by Foug December 23, 2003
Get the neud reversimug. An "Organization" which presents itself as a solution to the world's Billing/Customer Care Company needs.
Just look at there motto: "Convergys helps you follow the first rule of business: Take care of your customers or your competitors will."
This evil empire is the #1 reason for a Better Buisness Bureau. Not only do they claim to up the bottom dollar of a company who hires them, they do it. Of course at the expense of the employee. Starting with hiring students who will work for less, then the long hours 3 am to all night. Followed by a flawed tracking system which forces bad stats unless you actually have a phone wired into your head. (Don't try this at home) And if that isn't enough at during weakly meetings at least one dumass on every "team" will have so much complainnig to do they may as well write a book.
Just look at there motto: "Convergys helps you follow the first rule of business: Take care of your customers or your competitors will."
This evil empire is the #1 reason for a Better Buisness Bureau. Not only do they claim to up the bottom dollar of a company who hires them, they do it. Of course at the expense of the employee. Starting with hiring students who will work for less, then the long hours 3 am to all night. Followed by a flawed tracking system which forces bad stats unless you actually have a phone wired into your head. (Don't try this at home) And if that isn't enough at during weakly meetings at least one dumass on every "team" will have so much complainnig to do they may as well write a book.
by Foug January 13, 2005
Get the Convergeysmug. To be screwed over by life, without any warning or chance to escape. Covers a wide variety of siutations.
Ed: I picked up a girl on friday night, went back to her place and then she showed me her wiener.
Jon: You were PTF'd
Jon: You were PTF'd
by foug March 24, 2003
Get the PTFmug.