foug's definitions

PTF

When the secret of PTF is discovered.

CDawg: um foug...
Fug: WTF!!!!
2 Hours Later..
Fug: Woo I just got half a slice of pizza for $20
Rayjammer: The legend continues..

by Foug September 2, 2003

Joke-slexia

A subconscious inability to remember jokes or tell jokes, in part or completely, due to the fact that telling jokes brings joy and happiness to others.

B/A: C'mon tell us a joke

C: I can't, its impossible.

by foug January 12, 2005

Tim's Collection

The collection and distribution of what can only be an estimated number in the thousands of Tim Hortons cups that reached out to cover much of the garage storage space. The exact number will never be known but it can be assured this collection was due to the hard work of many. Literally thousand of dollars were 'poured into' or 'pissed out of' this venture.

Ed: I knocked it over. Its spilling what the fuck?
Code: Musta been foug's there's still hot chocolate in it.
A: Figures

by foug January 12, 2005

bradar

An internal alarm warning the group of approaching individual(s) assisting in the art of bradvoidence.

My bradar is going crazy. Get the hell out of sight.

by Foug June 30, 2003

neighbourhood NiNja

generally residing in a Caucasian neighbourhood. possessing a lvl 10 skill in shootouts and lvl 5 bradvoidence. only council members are aware of really identity and physical/astral location. only known weakness is dimsum. known to hav unleashed the wonderpalm technique in dire situations

girls - where you guys going
Snow - noids
girl 1 - who is that?
*smoke bomb*
girl 2 - who took my dimsum

by foug January 15, 2005

waaa

common in badly dubbed martial arts movie. used in social settings initially at the greeting but also during commercial breaks at awkward silences to rescue the group from random foug facts

A - *sitting alone*
intermission room door opens
C - waaa
guest - gets up off of tub edge and stands in demoted area

by foug January 13, 2005

Demotion

When you go from one life style to a lesser one. When you lose something you had, or just ptfed.

Noid: Where do I sleep?
Sis: On the floor matress in the cats room

by foug June 18, 2003