PTF

To be screwed over by life, without any warning or chance to escape. Covers a wide variety of siutations.

Ed: I picked up a girl on friday night, went back to her place and then she showed me her wiener.
Jon: You were PTF'd

by foug March 24, 2003

PTF

When the secret of PTF is discovered.

CDawg: um foug...
Fug: WTF!!!!
2 Hours Later..
Fug: Woo I just got half a slice of pizza for $20
Rayjammer: The legend continues..

by Foug September 02, 2003

Crab Legs

A drink often known as a rock lobster. ordered after mass quanties of liquids and your choice of hot dog/sausage on a bun.

Hey Missy! 3 more of them crab legs!
3 more man? nice one ~handshake~

by Foug March 08, 2004

bradar

An internal alarm warning the group of approaching individual(s) assisting in the art of bradvoidence.

My bradar is going crazy. Get the hell out of sight.

by Foug July 01, 2003

bradar

When an obgect/person slips under the visual spectrum.

Bradar is down, mogilny out

by Foug July 05, 2003

bodyslide

a 30 service offered where the masseuse rubs her boobs all over you and often followed by the "release"

*neud reversi extra*

Masseuse - you wannt reversi? $30
Shameless - just the bodyslide

by foug January 12, 2005

Uno Maas

The continual inhaling of alcohol or hemp smoke to keep the day lively and interesting.

Ed: Uno Maas?
Snowman: Uno Maas!!

by foug March 25, 2003