foolkid's definitions

Offeep

A measure for preventing further contact with creeps.

I used an offeep on that creep, he shat himself.

by foolkid January 5, 2021

Zoom

A video call app that is so damn easy to use.

Person 1: How are you coping with office work...
Person 2: It’s Zoom man.
Person 1: Heard about it. How is it?
Person 2: Not so bad, a little shitty but so damn easy to use.

by foolkid April 27, 2020

fishhead

The term fishhead describes a restless person who is terrible at foreplay.

He’s cute and smart and funny, but you wouldn’t believe it...he’s a fishhead!

by foolkid April 27, 2020

Flowerskirt

A flowerskirt is a devious word used to describe an innocent-seeming person whose behaviour doesn't reflect, and is in fact opposite to, their true nature especially on topics like sex. Its double meaning refers both to the property of flowery skirts as a symboly of innocence and a skirt spread open like the petals of a flower.

Adam: Yo, don't come cussing in this Christian minecraft server!
Brosney: Stfu Flowerskirt, you send your girlfriend dick pics so much she told me she's worried.

by foolkid January 5, 2021

Nend Sudes

The only way North Korea could win a world war; it refers to Project Nend Sudes, a confidential military project involving
hijacking viagra pills with an explosive nanobot serum that detonates at Kim Jong-un’s will.

The tactical viciousness of Project Nend Sudes makes the Manhattan Project look like a harmless circus.

by foolkid April 27, 2020

shemoz

Short for "she-Mozart", a shemoz is a woman whose moans during sexual activity sound so composed, experienced and sonorous. It is sometimes used as an insult; referring to individuals who are dishonest or hypocritical; fakers or in describing promiscuous individuals of great taste.

Michael: (cries) "Leah will never love me."
Gerald: "Have you asked?"
Michael: "No..."
Gerald: "That girl's a shemoz, my man. She'll love anyone. Well, anyone clean, handsome, reasonably funny..."

by foolkid May 3, 2020

rainforest

The word ‘rainforest’ refers to a toilet that is (nauseatingly) unsanitary, usually after being used by ‘animals’.

Jenna: Hey, you’re under arrest!
Mikey: What did I do wrong this time?
Jenna: Your leaving the toilet seat up set off a chain of similar events that turned the public toilet on Main Street into a rainforest,

by foolkid April 28, 2020