A flowerskirt is a devious word used to describe an innocent-seeming person whose behaviour doesn't reflect, and is in fact opposite to, their true nature especially on topics like sex. Its double meaning refers both to the property of flowery skirts as a symboly of innocence and a skirt spread open like the petals of a flower.
Adam: Yo, don't come cussing in this Christian minecraft server!
Brosney: Stfu Flowerskirt, you send your girlfriend dick pics so much she told me she's worried.
Brosney: Stfu Flowerskirt, you send your girlfriend dick pics so much she told me she's worried.
by foolkid January 05, 2021
The only way North Korea could win a world war; it refers to Project Nend Sudes, a confidential military project involving
hijacking viagra pills with an explosive nanobot serum that detonates at Kim Jong-un’s will.
hijacking viagra pills with an explosive nanobot serum that detonates at Kim Jong-un’s will.
The tactical viciousness of Project Nend Sudes makes the Manhattan Project look like a harmless circus.
by foolkid April 27, 2020
A place where you can live out your deepest fantasies; a Disneyland where food is not sold for billionaires alone.
Home is my Ooo. Jumping around all day, watching to my favorite tv shows, digging into the cheesiest pizza in town!
by foolkid April 27, 2020
by foolkid January 05, 2021
Short for "she-Mozart", a shemoz is a woman whose moans during sexual activity sound so composed, experienced and sonorous. It is sometimes used as an insult; referring to individuals who are dishonest or hypocritical; fakers or in describing promiscuous individuals of great taste.
Michael: (cries) "Leah will never love me."
Gerald: "Have you asked?"
Michael: "No..."
Gerald: "That girl's a shemoz, my man. She'll love anyone. Well, anyone clean, handsome, reasonably funny..."
Gerald: "Have you asked?"
Michael: "No..."
Gerald: "That girl's a shemoz, my man. She'll love anyone. Well, anyone clean, handsome, reasonably funny..."
by foolkid May 03, 2020
The word ‘rainforest’ refers to a toilet that is (nauseatingly) unsanitary, usually after being used by ‘animals’.
Jenna: Hey, you’re under arrest!
Mikey: What did I do wrong this time?
Jenna: Your leaving the toilet seat up set off a chain of similar events that turned the public toilet on Main Street into a rainforest,
Mikey: What did I do wrong this time?
Jenna: Your leaving the toilet seat up set off a chain of similar events that turned the public toilet on Main Street into a rainforest,
by foolkid April 28, 2020
The very essence society’s true kings and queens are made of. It mostly rots very quickly into arrogance.
by foolkid April 27, 2020