16 definitions by flint
by flint August 16, 2019
by flint August 16, 2003
by flint June 10, 2004
An aquatic bird that, in medieval times, was used to find out if a person was a witch or not.
This stems from the very logical idea that if a person weighs the same as a duck, then that person is made of wood (because both ducks and wood float in water). And since wood burns (just like witches) then that person must be a witch, because witches are made of wood.
Therefore, the accused person(s) would be placed on a scale next to a duck, and if they balanced, the person(s) would be burned.
This stems from the very logical idea that if a person weighs the same as a duck, then that person is made of wood (because both ducks and wood float in water). And since wood burns (just like witches) then that person must be a witch, because witches are made of wood.
Therefore, the accused person(s) would be placed on a scale next to a duck, and if they balanced, the person(s) would be burned.
by flint October 27, 2003
by flint August 16, 2003
Since nearly 50 people have already said the things I would say about MTV (its really really gay), I'll just make a few other comments....
Do you notice how all the people here who have praised MTV have misspelled nearly every word in their entry? They're nothing but a bunch of hip-hop, pop culture retards who have been brainwashed by today's society.
Do you notice how all the people here who have praised MTV have misspelled nearly every word in their entry? They're nothing but a bunch of hip-hop, pop culture retards who have been brainwashed by today's society.
And yes, MTV DOES have its share of good shows, like Beavis and Butthead and even Jackass... BUT GUESS WHAT!!!! THOSE SHOWS DO *NOT* BELONG ON MTV!!!!! THEY BELONG ON SOMETHING LIKE COMEDY CENTRAL!!!!
So please! Stop using those shows as a reason to give good marks to MTV...they don't count!!!!
So please! Stop using those shows as a reason to give good marks to MTV...they don't count!!!!
by flint October 31, 2003

