fizzle's definitions

what's your username?

What the BOFH asks when he wants to kick someone's e-ass. See what's your IP?

Luser: My account is empty!
BOFH: What was your username again?
Fish. Barrel. Shotgun.

by fizzle April 15, 2004

like a glove

What you say when something fits, goes together, matches, etc., perfectly. Used this way because the fingers on a glove are individually wrapped, which is why we don't say like a mitten.

These gloves fit like a glove.

by fizzle April 10, 2004

on your six

directly behind you. from the military designation of location where 12:00 is directly in front of you, 3:00 is to your right, 9:00 is to your left, etc.

Hang on, we've got two Japanese Zeroes on our six! I'll try to shake them!

by fizzle April 7, 2004

hammer

n. Trucker-speak for gas pedal. see hammer lane, hammer down

Hammer down.

by fizzle April 14, 2004

g-man

n. An FBI agent, Federal marshal, or other law enforcement officer who can kick your ASS.

Eliot Ness was the original G-man.

by fizzle April 2, 2004

bear bait

n. a vehicle (or vehicles) exceeding the speed limit in the hammer lane, typically after a trucker has moved out of that vehicle's way. The expectation is that smokey bears will go after the vehicle moving fastest, thus keeping them occupied with a customer when you go by. Sometimes truckers try to create this situation on purpose by blocking all the lanes of traffic for a period of time to make people behind them mad enough to speed. see cop cleaner

The truckers were going four-wide on the highway for 10 miles, until the one in the hammer lane swapped lanes, and then the bear bait was released.

by fizzle October 10, 2005

city kitty

n. Trucker-speak for a local city cop. Same as a local yokel. See bear, smokey bear, bear report, county mounty, evel knievel.

I saw five city kitties today, behind on their quotas and watching me like a hawk.

by fizzle April 15, 2004