fizzle's definitions

alleyoop

In basketball, the shot where one player throws the ball up toward the rack, usually to one side, and another player grabs it in mid-air and performs a slam dunk.

Kobe and Shaq did an alleyoop.

by fizzle April 10, 2004

10 spot

see ten spot (#2)

That nigga owes me a 10 spot!

by fizzle March 24, 2004

laws of thermodynamics

1. Energy cannot be created nor destroyed.
2. In a closed system, the potential energy of the state will always be less than that of the initial state.
3. The entropy of all pure perfect crystals is zero at absolute zero. (It is, of course, impossible to get to absolute zero.)

1. you can't win
2. you can't break even
3. you can't quit

by fizzle April 2, 2004

key

v. tr. Trucker-speak for opening a channel on Citizen's Band (CB) in order to broadcast.

The trucker keyed the mic and the filth and nonsense began to spew forth.

by fizzle April 11, 2004

statutory rape

n. the legal concept that someone 18 or older having sex with someone younger than 18 is committing a felony. Members of NAMBLA advocate committing this with young boys, apparently. Even less than 100 years ago, it was common for men to marry teen girls as young as 13. I guess all those men committed statutory rape.

John is 18 and Jane is 17, and John was arrested and put in jail and now is a convicted felon even though Jane married him on her 18th birthday. What a crazy country we live in.

by fizzle April 5, 2004

batman building

n. The Bellsouth tower in Nashville, TN. It has two identical towers on either side of it, making it resemble Batman.

Look there's the Batman Building, next to the GEC.

by fizzle April 5, 2004

with authoritah

adv. with gusto, like it was my job. Comes from "with authority," but with authority spelled like Cartman says it in that episode of South Park where he is a deputy on a big wheel.

Shaq took the rock to the rack with authoritah.

by fizzle April 10, 2004