filthy pirate hooker's definitions

lemonade slide

When a girl is grinding on a guy on the dance floor and accidentally leaves a pee stain on his pant leg. Similar to a snail trail.

That chick was totally getting me hot on the dance floor until she left a lemonade slide on my pants!

by filthy pirate hooker March 6, 2016

abominable snowjob

When a girl gives you a blowjob, spits it in her hand, then smacks you across the face and punches you in the nuts

I was enjoying my blowjob until my girlfriend pulled an abominable snowjob on me!

by filthy pirate hooker October 21, 2014

Fish Stick

When you have sex with a girl, pull out, cum on her chest, dip your dick in it and shove it in her mouth.

She wanted dinner, so I shoved a fish stick in her mouth!

by filthy pirate hooker June 21, 2009

roasted brown cake

When you take a dump and put it into the middle of a chocolate cake as filling then bake it

The best way to stop people from having dinner parties at your house is to make them a nice roasted brown cake. Because no one likes to eat shit.

by filthy pirate hooker June 20, 2014

Penguin Pounding

When someone jerks off into a ziplock baggie, freeze it, then smack someone on the head with it!

"Man, that penguin pounding sure gave me a nasty lump on my head!"

by filthy pirate hooker June 18, 2009

Vinegina

Then a woman's pubic hair is long and unruly

She hadn't shaved in so long Tarzan could be swinging around in her vinegina and no one would ever know!

by filthy pirate hooker August 20, 2013

Ahmish Blowjob

When you cut a hole in a sheet, stick your dick through it and have a girl give you a blowjob without ever having to look at her

That girl was kind of a fattie, but I didn't want to waste some good wood, and I never turn down an Ahmish Blowjob

by filthy pirate hooker March 19, 2011