When a girl is squatting down giving a guy a blow job, and right before he cums, she loses her balance, falls off, and gets squirted in the eye on as she falls backwards!
That poor drunk girl was blowing me in the bathroom but had no idea she was in for a pirate cumsquat!
by filthy pirate hooker June 14, 2011
She hadn't shaved in so long Tarzan could be swinging around in her vinegina and no one would ever know!
by filthy pirate hooker August 20, 2013
When you have sex with a girl, pull out, cum on her chest, dip your dick in it and shove it in her mouth.
by filthy pirate hooker June 21, 2009
When you cut a hole in a sheet, stick your dick through it and have a girl give you a blowjob without ever having to look at her
That girl was kind of a fattie, but I didn't want to waste some good wood, and I never turn down an Ahmish Blowjob
by filthy pirate hooker March 05, 2011
by filthy pirate hooker January 16, 2010
When a girl gives you a blowjob, spits it in her hand, then smacks you across the face and punches you in the nuts
by filthy pirate hooker October 21, 2014
When you take a shit, smear it all over your dick, then have sex with a girl while she's on her period.
by filthy pirate hooker August 24, 2011