Definitions by filthy pirate hooker

lemonade slide 

When a girl is grinding on a guy on the dance floor and accidentally leaves a pee stain on his pant leg. Similar to a snail trail.

That chick was totally getting me hot on the dance floor until she left a lemonade slide on my pants!

lemonade slide by filthy pirate hooker March 6, 2016

abominable snowjob 

When a girl gives you a blowjob, spits it in her hand, then smacks you across the face and punches you in the nuts

I was enjoying my blowjob until my girlfriend pulled an abominable snowjob on me!

abominable snowjob by filthy pirate hooker October 21, 2014

roasted brown cake 

When you take a dump and put it into the middle of a chocolate cake as filling then bake it

The best way to stop people from having dinner parties at your house is to make them a nice roasted brown cake. Because no one likes to eat shit.

roasted brown cake by filthy pirate hooker June 20, 2014

Vinegina 

Then a woman's pubic hair is long and unruly

She hadn't shaved in so long Tarzan could be swinging around in her vinegina and no one would ever know!

Vinegina by filthy pirate hooker August 20, 2013

PB&J

When you take a shit, smear it all over your dick, then have sex with a girl while she's on her period.

My girlfriend lets me give her a PB&J when it's "crime scene week!"

PB&J by filthy pirate hooker August 26, 2011

Pirate Cumsquat 

When a girl is squatting down giving a guy a blow job, and right before he cums, she loses her balance, falls off, and gets squirted in the eye on as she falls backwards!

That poor drunk girl was blowing me in the bathroom but had no idea she was in for a pirate cumsquat!

Pirate Cumsquat by filthy pirate hooker June 14, 2011

Ahmish Blowjob 

When you cut a hole in a sheet, stick your dick through it and have a girl give you a blowjob without ever having to look at her

That girl was kind of a fattie, but I didn't want to waste some good wood, and I never turn down an Ahmish Blowjob

Ahmish Blowjob by filthy pirate hooker March 19, 2011