filthy pirate hooker's definitions

Penguin Pounding

When someone jerks off into a ziplock baggie, freeze it, then smack someone on the head with it!

"Man, that penguin pounding sure gave me a nasty lump on my head!"

by filthy pirate hooker June 18, 2009

Fish Stick

When you have sex with a girl, pull out, cum on her chest, dip your dick in it and shove it in her mouth.

She wanted dinner, so I shoved a fish stick in her mouth!

by filthy pirate hooker June 21, 2009

Rocky Road

When a guy shits in a girl's mouth, then cums on it and rests his nut sack on top

My girlfriend likes to eat shit so I gave her a Rocky Road.

by filthy pirate hooker January 16, 2010

Fancy Tucker

A chick with a dick

That chick was hot but turns out she was just a fancy tucker!

by filthy pirate hooker January 16, 2010

Clam Tuck

a labial rejuvenation

That hoe's so used up, she had to get a clam tuck to keep her pussy from dragging on the ground!

by filthy pirate hooker January 30, 2010

Mobile Upload

When you get road head by an old woman with no teeth while driving a Rascal down the street

My grandpa gets around so much better with his Rascal. He gets mobile uploads all the time now!

by filthy pirate hooker December 24, 2009

Parting the brown sea

When you sit between 2 chairs with one ass cheek on each chair and let out a huge fart.

Sitting between two chairs was a bit uncomfortable until I felt like parting the brown sea, then there was plenty of room!

by filthy pirate hooker December 8, 2010