filthy pirate hooker's definitions

lemonade slide

When a girl is grinding on a guy on the dance floor and accidentally leaves a pee stain on his pant leg. Similar to a snail trail.

That chick was totally getting me hot on the dance floor until she left a lemonade slide on my pants!

by filthy pirate hooker March 6, 2016

Mobile Upload

When you get road head by an old woman with no teeth while driving a Rascal down the street

My grandpa gets around so much better with his Rascal. He gets mobile uploads all the time now!

by filthy pirate hooker December 24, 2009

Vinegina

Then a woman's pubic hair is long and unruly

She hadn't shaved in so long Tarzan could be swinging around in her vinegina and no one would ever know!

by filthy pirate hooker August 20, 2013

Ahmish Blowjob

When you cut a hole in a sheet, stick your dick through it and have a girl give you a blowjob without ever having to look at her

That girl was kind of a fattie, but I didn't want to waste some good wood, and I never turn down an Ahmish Blowjob

by filthy pirate hooker March 19, 2011

Pirate Cumsquat

When a girl is squatting down giving a guy a blow job, and right before he cums, she loses her balance, falls off, and gets squirted in the eye on as she falls backwards!

That poor drunk girl was blowing me in the bathroom but had no idea she was in for a pirate cumsquat!

by filthy pirate hooker June 14, 2011

PB&J

When you take a shit, smear it all over your dick, then have sex with a girl while she's on her period.

My girlfriend lets me give her a PB&J when it's "crime scene week!"

by filthy pirate hooker August 26, 2011

Penguin Pounding

When someone jerks off into a ziplock baggie, freeze it, then smack someone on the head with it!

"Man, that penguin pounding sure gave me a nasty lump on my head!"

by filthy pirate hooker June 18, 2009