Urban Dictionary: Definitions by farter

LeGoonjelqmaxween

when LeBron does something so unbearably arousing that you uncontrollably start flickergorping everywhere

did you see LeBron's game-winner last night? I had to urgently LeGoonjelqmaxween before my parents got home.

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when something sexually arousing happens and you feel the need to explosively sievemax

i was in the locker room and wow! that's a whole footlong. need to pervoice ASAP before I lose it

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when you have an out-of-body experience and have the insatiable urge to unconsensually fondle your own nubile buttcheeks

those shrooms are hitting good. time to porpute myself.

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when you violently use all of her holes during intercourse

holy shit that girl is so hot! i need to sievemax with her tonight.

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i really want to flickergorp tonight. anybody want to hit up skeeps?

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Fuck p-e-gay, they muntro-ed me again. I have to reapply again. Hopefully I don't get muntro-ed next semester.

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