farter_jerkoff123's definitions

mikel'd

when you lose your circulation in the wrist after tightening your Michigan hocket bracelet. fight on!

i saw a goohnjubai get mikel'd after the minnesota-michigan game. what a crazy world

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

sperm goulash

a decadent Detroit dish composed of Joe's Pizza,and Frita's Batidos drizzled with the finest, freshly milked LeSperm

you tryna get dinner? yea, i'm craving sperm goulash!

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

pervoice

when something sexually arousing happens and you feel the need to explosively sievemax

i was in the locker room and wow! that's a whole footlong. need to pervoice ASAP before I lose it

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

nut shit

nut shit

what's on the floor? oh don't worry that's just my nut shit.

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

sievemax

when you violently use all of her holes during intercourse

holy shit that girl is so hot! i need to sievemax with her tonight.

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

goohnjubai

a derogatory slur used to describe indian people who excessively goohn

i went to india and saw so many goohnjubais!

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025