farter_jerkoff123's definitions

sperm goulash

a decadent Detroit dish composed of Joe's Pizza,and Frita's Batidos drizzled with the finest, freshly milked LeSperm

you tryna get dinner? yea, i'm craving sperm goulash!

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

nut shit

nut shit

what's on the floor? oh don't worry that's just my nut shit.

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

goohnjubai

a derogatory slur used to describe indian people who excessively goohn

i went to india and saw so many goohnjubais!

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

mikel'd

when you lose your circulation in the wrist after tightening your Michigan hocket bracelet. fight on!

i saw a goohnjubai get mikel'd after the minnesota-michigan game. what a crazy world

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

allocation button

when you are a board trustee and press a button to allocate the funds

yesterday, I got approval from the CEO so I pressed the allocation button

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

amen thompsoned

when you dunk on someone so many times they grow filled with rage and kill themselves

I'm blowing by him with my hezi and dunking every possession. he for sure got amen thompsoned

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025