pervoice

when something sexually arousing happens and you feel the need to explosively sievemax

i was in the locker room and wow! that's a whole footlong. need to pervoice ASAP before I lose it

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

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porpute

when you have an out-of-body experience and have the insatiable urge to unconsensually fondle your own nubile buttcheeks

those shrooms are hitting good. time to porpute myself.

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

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when you dunk on someone so many times they grow filled with rage and kill themselves

I'm blowing by him with my hezi and dunking every possession. he for sure got amen thompsoned

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

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when LeBron does something so unbearably arousing that you uncontrollably start flickergorping everywhere

did you see LeBron's game-winner last night? I had to urgently LeGoonjelqmaxween before my parents got home.

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

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when you lose your circulation in the wrist after tightening your Michigan hocket bracelet. fight on!

i saw a goohnjubai get mikel'd after the minnesota-michigan game. what a crazy world

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

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a derogatory slur used to describe indian people who excessively goohn

i went to india and saw so many goohnjubais!

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

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