Trois-Rivieres

Trois-Rivieres is currently the suicide capital of Canada. It has been ranked the town with the worst quality of life in the province of Quebec. Founded in 1634 it is located half way between Montreal and Quebec. People in this town think they are so great. It is “mandatory” to own a car because it's basically all asphalt, parking lots and great distances. When going down town all you will get the "privilege to meet" are idiotic morons who have drank fluorinated water their wholes lives thus having lowered IQs. In this sad uneducated town, a night out will yield the following elements, guarantied every time: a bunch of broke idiots will be parading down Boulevard Des Forges over and over about 5 times in their dropped Civic with their music so loud while every time the same song is playing at the same time period. Trois-Rivieres sucks, all they do is drugs, study, have sex, eat demineralised junk food loaded with msg and artificial preservatives and drive around town, or, spend their fucking nights on Facebook. Trois-Rivieres is the ugliest place I have ever seen. The other day I saw 2 guys peeing on an elderly lady from their balconies. God this place sucks, and everyone says it.
Yves Lévesque: In Trois-Rivières there are many fucking idiots wearing skateboard branded tuques during summer time and fucking ugly people walking around with rickets, down syndrome, hypotonia, bad breath and it is common to hear stories about people shitting blood on the floor of stores. Fuck Trois-Rivieres.

Andre Gabias: Yes, we should have let Trois-Rivieres burn during the great fire.
by fargo123 April 25, 2009
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New York Monday

The New York Monday is the effect of the brain's response to extreme automobile traffic in the New York area for a prolonged period over which an individual perceives it has no control. It involves an endocrine system response in which occurs a release of corticosteroids. Sweating, nervousness and sometimes nausea may accompany this caught in traffic person. The effects of stress are often enhanced due to the fact that Sunday is a relaxing day and the following day, Monday, causes an extreme shock to the driver.
Carl got touraids from the New York Monday after being 2 hours late for work and stuck at the Lincoln Tunnel.
by fargo123 February 13, 2010
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On the mix

When a person is doing drugs while being in a full party mode and spending large amounts of cash. The drug most likely used will be benzoylmethylecgonine (cocaine). Limousines, rented Hummers and rented Maybachs may accompany this pointless celebrator's nights out. $1000USD/night is not an uncommon spending amount while on the mix.
Youssef El-Mafioso was flippin' thousands last month, so much so on the mix that he gave 50$ to some fools to buy their table at the night club's terrace!
by fargo123 September 19, 2009
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Level 99

A school says that a 3 year old's deaf sign language name looks too much like a gun, I'd say the administration in that school are level 99 dumb-asses.
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Asshole Fever

Having the Asshole Fever most often refers to wishing and dreaming of inserting the penis into the rectum. The term Asshole Fever can also include other sexual acts involving the butt hole, including but not limited to anilingus and fingering.
Yes! My Asshole Fever desires are being quenched! The time has come to fuck Regina's pretty little asshole. She screams like crazy as she gets drilled in her ass.
by fargo123 September 21, 2008
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Asshole Fever

When a man is obsessed with anal sex and cumming in a women’s ass.
Bob had the asshole fever from 17-20 years old, he only wanted to do them in the bum bum.
by fargo123 September 11, 2006
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Fail King

Roi Heenok is such a Fail King.
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