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Wookiee hair is a term used by people when they are in need of a hair cut or are having a bad hair day. The term wookiee is derived from the popular fictional Star Wars universe race who are completely covered in hair, hirsute bipeds. The most notable Wookiee is Chewbacca. The term Chewbacca hair or rat's nest may also replace wookiee hair.
I was talking to Vincent and he said: "Holy fuck, I have a job interview today, I got a hair cut because I looked like I had wookiee hair".
by fargo123 April 15, 2010
Black man says: Yo man, I want to see the Pop Lock and Drop It Video. Where can i find it?
White man says: Youtube it man!
White man says: Youtube it man!
by fargo123 October 14, 2007
Trois-Rivieres (Also known as: 3R, TroisR, V3R, 3DICK) is a city located mid way between Montreal and Quebec City, in the Quebec Province of Canada. It is the second oldest city in Canada, founded in 1634.
Trois-Rivieres translates in English to "Three-Rivers".
Facts:
-Heavy suicide rates;
-Unemployment;
-Pretentious people;
-High drug consumption;
-Weak police officers;
-An overcrowded very low quality nightlife and club scene;
-Women play extremely hard to get (compared to: Vancouver, Toronto, Montreal);
-Very poorly maintained infrastructure;
-Very bad quality tap water;
-Located near a nuclear power-plant;
-Has a University (UQTR) and a CEGEP (CEGEP de Trois-Rivieres);
-Has many places to buy poutine;
-Has an overcrowded and one of the smallest Costco in Canada;
-Has a small sized Staples Buisness Depot even though it's one of the most profitable ones in Canada;
-Has a very large hovercraft base to maintain the St-Lawrence River for all Canadians;
-Has a very small airport;
-Has a high proportion of poor people;
-A very high-quality home in Trois-Rivieres costs 200 000$.
People who travel from Montreal to Quebec on autoroute 40 will realize that the highway suddenly leads to down town Trois-Rivieres in a large useless 15 km waste of time detour. This was done to bring people to spend money in Trois-Rivieres. Ironically, nobody goes because there are no free parking spaces and there is nothing good to do there anyways!
Trois-Rivieres translates in English to "Three-Rivers".
Facts:
-Heavy suicide rates;
-Unemployment;
-Pretentious people;
-High drug consumption;
-Weak police officers;
-An overcrowded very low quality nightlife and club scene;
-Women play extremely hard to get (compared to: Vancouver, Toronto, Montreal);
-Very poorly maintained infrastructure;
-Very bad quality tap water;
-Located near a nuclear power-plant;
-Has a University (UQTR) and a CEGEP (CEGEP de Trois-Rivieres);
-Has many places to buy poutine;
-Has an overcrowded and one of the smallest Costco in Canada;
-Has a small sized Staples Buisness Depot even though it's one of the most profitable ones in Canada;
-Has a very large hovercraft base to maintain the St-Lawrence River for all Canadians;
-Has a very small airport;
-Has a high proportion of poor people;
-A very high-quality home in Trois-Rivieres costs 200 000$.
People who travel from Montreal to Quebec on autoroute 40 will realize that the highway suddenly leads to down town Trois-Rivieres in a large useless 15 km waste of time detour. This was done to bring people to spend money in Trois-Rivieres. Ironically, nobody goes because there are no free parking spaces and there is nothing good to do there anyways!
Trois-Rivieres sucks, but the houses are cheap! Maybe I can live there!
Are you crazy? Getting laid in Trois-Rivieres is nearly impossible! Even if you make 100 000$ a year and drive around in a luxury car, you'll still not be having sex! And anyways, the girls are on the low end of the Canadian average! That's what girls get for being raised on poutine, they look like garbage.
Are you crazy? Getting laid in Trois-Rivieres is nearly impossible! Even if you make 100 000$ a year and drive around in a luxury car, you'll still not be having sex! And anyways, the girls are on the low end of the Canadian average! That's what girls get for being raised on poutine, they look like garbage.
by fargo123 February 20, 2012
Trois-Rivieres is currently the suicide capital of Canada. It has been ranked the town with the worst quality of life in the province of Quebec. Founded in 1634 it is located half way between Montreal and Quebec. People in this town think they are so great. It is “mandatory” to own a car because it's basically all asphalt, parking lots and great distances. When going down town all you will get the "privilege to meet" are idiotic morons who have drank fluorinated water their wholes lives thus having lowered IQs. In this sad uneducated town, a night out will yield the following elements, guarantied every time: a bunch of broke idiots will be parading down Boulevard Des Forges over and over about 5 times in their dropped Civic with their music so loud while every time the same song is playing at the same time period. Trois-Rivieres sucks, all they do is drugs, study, have sex, eat demineralised junk food loaded with msg and artificial preservatives and drive around town, or, spend their fucking nights on Facebook. Trois-Rivieres is the ugliest place I have ever seen. The other day I saw 2 guys peeing on an elderly lady from their balconies. God this place sucks, and everyone says it.
Yves Lévesque: In Trois-Rivières there are many fucking idiots wearing skateboard branded tuques during summer time and fucking ugly people walking around with rickets, down syndrome, hypotonia, bad breath and it is common to hear stories about people shitting blood on the floor of stores. Fuck Trois-Rivieres.
Andre Gabias: Yes, we should have let Trois-Rivieres burn during the great fire.
Andre Gabias: Yes, we should have let Trois-Rivieres burn during the great fire.
by fargo123 April 25, 2009
Opti-Men is one of the best Nutritional supplements in capsule form made especially for men. It contains many, anti-oxidants, vitamins, minerals and all the things your body needs in tiny amounts to keep you in optimal shape. With today’s crapy eating, we probably don’t get enough vitamins and minerals.
Where to buy it :
http://www.1fast400.com/?products_id=713
Supplement Facts:
Serving Size: 2 Tablets
Package Size: 120 Tablets
Amount Per Serving % Daily Value
Vitamin A(as CaroCare® natural mixed carotenoids) 7,500 IU 150%*
Vitamin C (as ascorbic acid) 300 mg 500%*
Vitamin D (as cholecalciferol) 200 IU 50%*
Vitamin E (as d-alpha tocopherol succinate) 200 IU 667%*
Vitamin K (as phytonadione) 75 mcg 94%*
Thiamin (as thiamin hydrochloride) 30 mg 2000%*
Riboflavin 30 mg 1765%*
Niacin (as niacinamide) 30 mg 150%*
Vitamin B6(as pyridoxine hydrochloride) 30 mg 1500%*
Folic Acid 400 mcg 100%*
Vitamin B12(as cyanocobalamin) 100 mcg 1667%*
Biotin 250 mcg 83%*
Pantothenic Acid (as d-calcium pantothenate) 30 mg 300%*
Calcium (as calcium carbonate, citrate) 200 mg 20%*
Iodine (as kelp) 150 mcg 100%*
Magnesium (as magnesium oxide, aspartate) 100 mg 25%*
Zinc (as zinc citrate) 30 mg 200%*
Selenium (as selenomethionine) 70 mcg 100%*
Copper (as copper gluconate) 2 mg 100%*
Manganese (as manganese gluconate) 5 mg 250%*
Chromium (as chromium GTF) 120 mcg 100%*
Molybdenum (as molybdenum A.A. chelate) 80 mcg 107%*
Raw Oyster Concentrate 50 mg †
Saw Palmetto, powdered (berries) 100 mg †
Pygeum Africanum, powdered (bark) 70 mg †
Damiana, powdered (leaf) 100 mg †
Nettles, powdered (leaf) 30 mg †
Lycopene (as LYC-O-MATO™ natural tomato lycopene) 250 mcg †
Alpha-Carotene 140 mcg †
Cryptoxanthin 34 mcg †
Zeaxanthin 28 mcg †
Lutein 250 mcg †
Alpha Lipoic Acid 25 mg †
Citrus Bioflavonoids (fruit) 70 mg †
Grape Seed Extract 25 mg †
(Vitis vinifera) (seed)
(standardized to 95% polyphenols)
Deodorized Garlic, powdered (bulb) 50 mg †
Ginkgo Biloba, powdered (leaf) 70 mg †
Korean Ginseng, powdered (root) 100 mg †
PABA (para-aminobenzoic acid) 10 mg †
Choline (as choline bitartrate) 10 mg †
Inositol 10 mg †
* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.
† Daily Value not established
Other Ingredients:
Stearic Acid, Hydroxy Propyl Methyl cellulose, Croscarmellose Sodium (disintegrant), Gelatin, Magnesium Stearate, Gum Acacia, Silica.
Suggested Use:
As a dietary supplement, take 2tablets daily, or as directed by a physician, licensed nutritionist.
Where to buy it :
http://www.1fast400.com/?products_id=713
Supplement Facts:
Serving Size: 2 Tablets
Package Size: 120 Tablets
Amount Per Serving % Daily Value
Vitamin A(as CaroCare® natural mixed carotenoids) 7,500 IU 150%*
Vitamin C (as ascorbic acid) 300 mg 500%*
Vitamin D (as cholecalciferol) 200 IU 50%*
Vitamin E (as d-alpha tocopherol succinate) 200 IU 667%*
Vitamin K (as phytonadione) 75 mcg 94%*
Thiamin (as thiamin hydrochloride) 30 mg 2000%*
Riboflavin 30 mg 1765%*
Niacin (as niacinamide) 30 mg 150%*
Vitamin B6(as pyridoxine hydrochloride) 30 mg 1500%*
Folic Acid 400 mcg 100%*
Vitamin B12(as cyanocobalamin) 100 mcg 1667%*
Biotin 250 mcg 83%*
Pantothenic Acid (as d-calcium pantothenate) 30 mg 300%*
Calcium (as calcium carbonate, citrate) 200 mg 20%*
Iodine (as kelp) 150 mcg 100%*
Magnesium (as magnesium oxide, aspartate) 100 mg 25%*
Zinc (as zinc citrate) 30 mg 200%*
Selenium (as selenomethionine) 70 mcg 100%*
Copper (as copper gluconate) 2 mg 100%*
Manganese (as manganese gluconate) 5 mg 250%*
Chromium (as chromium GTF) 120 mcg 100%*
Molybdenum (as molybdenum A.A. chelate) 80 mcg 107%*
Raw Oyster Concentrate 50 mg †
Saw Palmetto, powdered (berries) 100 mg †
Pygeum Africanum, powdered (bark) 70 mg †
Damiana, powdered (leaf) 100 mg †
Nettles, powdered (leaf) 30 mg †
Lycopene (as LYC-O-MATO™ natural tomato lycopene) 250 mcg †
Alpha-Carotene 140 mcg †
Cryptoxanthin 34 mcg †
Zeaxanthin 28 mcg †
Lutein 250 mcg †
Alpha Lipoic Acid 25 mg †
Citrus Bioflavonoids (fruit) 70 mg †
Grape Seed Extract 25 mg †
(Vitis vinifera) (seed)
(standardized to 95% polyphenols)
Deodorized Garlic, powdered (bulb) 50 mg †
Ginkgo Biloba, powdered (leaf) 70 mg †
Korean Ginseng, powdered (root) 100 mg †
PABA (para-aminobenzoic acid) 10 mg †
Choline (as choline bitartrate) 10 mg †
Inositol 10 mg †
* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.
† Daily Value not established
Other Ingredients:
Stearic Acid, Hydroxy Propyl Methyl cellulose, Croscarmellose Sodium (disintegrant), Gelatin, Magnesium Stearate, Gum Acacia, Silica.
Suggested Use:
As a dietary supplement, take 2tablets daily, or as directed by a physician, licensed nutritionist.
by fargo123 May 17, 2005
by fargo123 February 9, 2012
Roi Heenok is such a Fail King.
by fargo123 May 26, 2010