Courtly love

Romantic love meant to be of a purer and more intellectual nature in which a male, typically a knight, pursues a noble female in a chivalrous manner and accomplishes great deeds to woo her; the concept was often represented in medieval Western European art and literature. Not to be confused with Courtney Love, former lead vocalist of American rock band Hole and widow of Kurt Cobain.
The hangover of courtly love's idealisation of women has been both a help and a hindrance to feminism in the modern world.
by falsetokaiba September 11, 2019
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Row Z

The theoretical furthest back row of seats in a football stadium, and thus, where a defender making a clearance is encouraged to aim for, to eliminate any immediate threat of the opposition scoring by sending the ball as far from their own goal as possible.
A good defender should know how to pass a ball, but more importantly, they should know when to kick it into Row Z.
by falsetokaiba April 22, 2019
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noodle hair Ronaldo

The incarnation of Portuguese footballer Cristiano Ronaldo in the mid-to-late 2010s, referring to the frosted tips hairstyle he was sporting at the time. It was a period of particular success for Ronaldo, winning the Ballon d'Or several times as well as successive Champions League titles with Real Madrid and the UEFA European Championships 2016 with Portugal.
When you saw noodle hair Ronaldo, you knew the game was over before it had even started.
by falsetokaiba February 12, 2022
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Rangewanking

Singing in such a manner as to show off one's wide vocal range, but in a vulgar/tasteless manner to the detriment of the song the singer is singing. Auditions for shows such as American Idol and X Factor are often plagued with this.
1. That performance was just an excuse for rangewanking.
by falsetokaiba February 26, 2019
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Accidental Partridge

When a broadcaster padding out a show or going off-script says something cringe-inducing or excessively long-winded while trying to be sophisticated or artful with their words, in a manner similar to the comedic fictional television personality Alan Partridge.
Adrian Chiles segueing from a harrowing humanitarian news item to some light-hearted banter is peak accidental partridge
by falsetokaiba March 18, 2021
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A somewhat hyperbolic title or caption often added to posts of debates, lectures or discussions featuring a commentator that the poster endorses. It is most frequently associated with YouTube channels promoting conservative figures such as Ben Shapiro and discussing divisive modern trends or viewpoints. Jokes around it often centre on the clickbait-y nature of the title, as well as whether or not the commentator's points in the video can really be considered to be 'facts'.
Ben Shapiro on veganism: Triggered libs DESTROYED with LOGIC and FACTS
by falsetokaiba June 15, 2020
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Go to horny jail

A phrase used in response to when someone is being excessively sexual on social media, particularly if it's in response to a post which has nothing to do with sex, or which really ought not to stir any sexual desire within anybody. The image that usually accompanies it is the meme dog Doge sternly hitting another dog on the head with a baseball bat.
"Hey look, I got bored in lockdown and did some concept art for this female character I think is cool."
"Damn bro she thicc"
"Dafuq bro, go to horny jail"
by falsetokaiba August 23, 2020
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