Definitions by fadedredwing
fat kid heart attack
the potential result of an overweight person having to endure any of the following life threatening events:
1. too much time without food
2. too much of the same food-i.e. 100 candy bars
3. exercise
1. too much time without food
2. too much of the same food-i.e. 100 candy bars
3. exercise
"man, if i dont eat soon im gonna have a fat kid heart attack"
OR
"let the boy take a break from running before you give him a fat kid heart attack"
OR
"let the boy take a break from running before you give him a fat kid heart attack"
fat kid heart attack by fadedredwing May 13, 2009
muffins with sweaters
fresh, warm muffins which are placed in a cookie jar and immediately forgotten. after two months, they are found and are moldy as shit. therefor, the muffins appear to have sweaters.
muffins with sweaters by fadedredwing May 13, 2009
Pedestria
noun-place
While in a drive-thru at McDonalds, you may see a sign stating, "Watch for Pedestrians." This sign, when seen by a stoned person, is referring to the asian or european employees who work at McDonalds. They are "Pedestrians" from the imaginary country of "Pedestria" and it is your duty to not run them over.
While in a drive-thru at McDonalds, you may see a sign stating, "Watch for Pedestrians." This sign, when seen by a stoned person, is referring to the asian or european employees who work at McDonalds. They are "Pedestrians" from the imaginary country of "Pedestria" and it is your duty to not run them over.
"Why don't these people speak English?"
"Because they are from Pedestria, didn't you read the sign?"
"Because they are from Pedestria, didn't you read the sign?"
Pedestria by fadedredwing May 13, 2009