Pedestria

noun-place
While in a drive-thru at McDonalds, you may see a sign stating, "Watch for Pedestrians." This sign, when seen by a stoned person, is referring to the asian or european employees who work at McDonalds. They are "Pedestrians" from the imaginary country of "Pedestria" and it is your duty to not run them over.
"Why don't these people speak English?"
"Because they are from Pedestria, didn't you read the sign?"
by fadedredwing May 13, 2009
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microreach

the act of reaching for the microwave. this mostly occurs when you live in a one bedroom apartment with no kitchen counters, forcing you to keep the microwave ontop of the refridgerator. the act also causes sadistic enjoyment when you have short friends
"i dont want to go to janie's for lunch, i always have to microreach for my hotpocket"
by fadedredwing May 13, 2009
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muffins with sweaters

fresh, warm muffins which are placed in a cookie jar and immediately forgotten. after two months, they are found and are moldy as shit. therefor, the muffins appear to have sweaters.
"my mom baked these and i left them in my locker. now i have muffins with sweaters.
by fadedredwing May 13, 2009
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