fREd's definitions

Crapple

Affectionate term for Apple.

John said, "I'd play that game with you, but I'm stuck on this Crapple."

by fred October 22, 2003

FALZ

n, v, adj, adv, interjection, etc.
A higher, undefinable state of being. The state of being better than everyone. Anyone/thing can be FALZ, and one intrinsically knows if one is FALZ.
(opposite of zlaf)

That was FALZ.

by fred April 7, 2004

countdown

a kool ass tv game show programme which makes fuck all sense and the winner doesn't get any money from it

countdown is koo lets go watch it

by fred September 29, 2004

philly jawn

anything from the great city of philadelphia or a philly blunt

you wanna go to that philly jawn


pass me that philly jawn

by Fred January 4, 2005

General J

A dumb fuck. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20

General J is a dumb fuck.

by Fred July 15, 2004

umbillicus cumination

The art of successfully ejaculating into your girlfriend's navel (belly button) for points.

I performed a successful umbilllicus cumination operation what do i get for that?

by fred May 5, 2003

pengaz

1. A person whose sexual orientation is to persons of the same sex.
2. A man whose sexual orientation is to men: an alliance of gays and lesbians.

I had a pengaz affair with Helios

by Fred July 23, 2004