ex_lax70's definitions

Loopty loop

Loopy loop: when you and your bud/buds go on back roads drinking, so you won't get pulled over by the 5-0.

Me and Jay went on the Loopty loop and ended up 50 miles from the crib.

by ex_lax70 July 9, 2017

Vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck

Vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck= when your woman uses her pussy to fuck your mind and the time space continuum up, leaving you paralyzed.

Dude, me and the girlfriend were arguing last night, then she pulled the vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck on me, I'm out $600 bucks.

by ex_lax70 June 28, 2017

Candy gams

A word for really sweet pussy.

Guy to friend: I almost went into a diabetic coma when Shelley gave me those candy gams last night.

by ex_lax70 November 8, 2016

Nuclear shit

A shit so foul, it leaves a mushroom cloud above the stall and the fallout stenches up the whole building.

Dude 1: what's that smell?
Dude 2: fucking Bill was just in the restroom and took a nuclear shit.
Dude 1: man, that could choke a maggot!

by ex_lax70 October 26, 2016

Nuclear nigger

When a person of color gets so mad they go so ballistic and have a meltdown.

Bro, you should have seen it, when Tyrone's dunk got blocked by that honky Bill, Tyrone went nuclear nigger and the ref ejected his punk azz.

by ex_lax70 October 3, 2016

Condom fishing

When the dudes condom comes off while fucking and he has to fish it out the pussy with his finger.

Man, I was fucking Susie so hard last night I almost didn't notice the condom came off until I nutted. I went condom fishing five minutes it was far up her pussy.

by ex_lax70 October 3, 2016

Bong dick

Dick/pipe so good that after toking on it the person feels high/euphoria.

Tammy: Gurl, look at Linda, she musta hit that bong dick last night, she been walking around day like she high.

by ex_lax70 October 3, 2016