ex_lax70's definitions

yakmaster

A person whose mouth is so fine-tuned, they're given the title "yakmaster."

Dude: Susie wouldn't shut up last night at the party, her mouth 90 miles an hour until someone said, "would the yakmaster please shut the fuck up?"

by ex_lax70 August 7, 2018

dickalyzer

When your partner comes home after an all nighter and has to breathe into the dicalyzer to gain entry into the home.
Sold along with the muffalyzer and pubic tester kits. All parts sold seperately.

Hey Joe, guess what?
Joe: " Whjat?"
My old lady failed the dickalyzer test this morning.
Joe: "No shit."
Yeah, but the pubic tester came back positive for you, you asshole.

by ex_lax70 March 5, 2023

frankencunt

Any woman, whose pussy gives birth to a foul piece of human being.

Bill: Jim, all you do is bitch all day.
Jim: yeah, so fuck you too.

Bill: Jim, I never knew your mom was a frankencunt.

by ex_lax70 July 18, 2017

flap jack vagina

When a woman's pussy lips hang out like pancakes.

Man, I was gonna fuck Susie last night, thought I was gonna need syrup when I saw that flap jack vagina.

by ex_lax70 September 22, 2016

Candy gams

A word for really sweet pussy.

Guy to friend: I almost went into a diabetic coma when Shelley gave me those candy gams last night.

by ex_lax70 November 8, 2016

dust bunny pussy

A pussy so dry dust bunnies fly out of it when you spread the legs.

Man, I was gonna fuck your momma last night, but she had dust bunny pussy.

by ex_lax70 September 22, 2016

Nut luggin

Nut luggin: The act of carrying a loaded set of balls until cumming.

Man to friend, "Man I was nut luggin all day after watching that dime piece wash her car. The ole lady's eyes about popped when I nutted in her mouth last night.

by ex_lax70 July 24, 2016