Bong dick

Dick/pipe so good that after toking on it the person feels high/euphoria.

Tammy: Gurl, look at Linda, she musta hit that bong dick last night, she been walking around day like she high.

by ex_lax70 October 03, 2016

Vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck

Vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck= when your woman uses her pussy to fuck your mind and the time space continuum up, leaving you paralyzed.

Dude, me and the girlfriend were arguing last night, then she pulled the vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck on me, I'm out $600 bucks.

by ex_lax70 June 28, 2017

Speed bumps

Slang for tiny tits.

Sarah's tits were so tiny when fucked her, they were smaller than speed bumps.

by ex_lax70 February 14, 2018

Hogeye

Slang for anal.

Barack to Bill: How'd you sleep with That?
Bill to Barack:Most nights, I'd just break her open like a shotgun and hit the hogeye.

by ex_lax70 February 14, 2018

Nuclear nigger

When a person of color gets so mad they go so ballistic and have a meltdown.

Bro, you should have seen it, when Tyrone's dunk got blocked by that honky Bill, Tyrone went nuclear nigger and the ref ejected his punk azz.

by ex_lax70 October 03, 2016

Candy gams

A word for really sweet pussy.

Guy to friend: I almost went into a diabetic coma when Shelley gave me those candy gams last night.

by ex_lax70 November 08, 2016

Loopty loop

Loopy loop: when you and your bud/buds go on back roads drinking, so you won't get pulled over by the 5-0.

Me and Jay went on the Loopty loop and ended up 50 miles from the crib.

by ex_lax70 July 09, 2017