Definitions by evil pop tart
homeopathic beer
Bud, being a wimp, went into Finnegan's Bar and ordered a Bud Lite. The Guinness-drinking crowd snickered at him for ordering a homeopathic beer.
homeopathic beer by eViL pOp TaRt June 19, 2010
cagoo
Used locally in New Orleans by French- or Louisiana Creole-speaking people to describe being sick. Sometimes also spelled cagu.
cagoo by eViL pOp TaRt May 21, 2010
Binet jockey
A Binet jockey is slang for a psychometrician: someone who administers psychological tests. From the perennial instrument, The Stanford-Binet Intelligence Scale. This term may convey anything from affection to scorn, depending on the context.
As a M.S. in a school system, Bettina was nothing but a glorified Binet jockey; but it paid the bills.
Binet jockey by eViL pOp TaRt May 12, 2010
bondieuserie
Ostentatious piety. An open display of religious sentiment primarily for the consumption or edification of others.
Mary had three saints' statues and habitually did flying novenas; she was heavily into bondieuserie.
bondieuserie by eViL pOp TaRt May 10, 2010
banquette
banquette by eViL pOp TaRt May 10, 2010
Scottish play
This is a periphrastic way of referring to William Shakespeare's play "Macbeth," a device sometimes used by actors to avoid referring to the play by name, because of the supposed bad luck that it might bring if it is referred to by name. Likewise, the protagonist and his wife are referred to as"Mr. and Mrs. M."
Scottish play by eViL pOp TaRt April 24, 2010
rule 81
A woman will know exactly when you're staring at her breasts. No exceptions.
This is applicable to all situations, not just on the internet.
This is applicable to all situations, not just on the internet.
rule 81 by eViL pOp TaRt April 20, 2010