etymoligizer's definitions

faggot

(n., also "fag") A dog that is perenially on all fours with meat in its mouth.

Congressman Barney Frank is such a flaming faggot!

by Etymoligizer October 21, 2007

Sadism

(n.)The emotional release consequent to having had just about enough of feminist cunts.

Following his third divorce, Randy devoured the works of the Marquis de Sade and became a devotee of Sadism.

by Etymoligizer October 20, 2007

homophobic

(adj., also n. homophobe) That attitude or information which causes one to react with revulsion at the sight of naked queens prancing through the street seeking chickens to molest.

You are a Republican? You are SOOOO homophobic!!!

by Etymoligizer October 20, 2007

Office Bunny

(compound n.) That female employee, one of which is in every place of employment in America, who obtained her job because of her killer looks, her outrageous bra size, or her blow job talent as demonstrated on the boss.

If you want to find the office bunny, start asking the women in the office where you can buy cute shoes; the chick who starts bouncing when she answers is probably the one....

by Etymoligizer October 15, 2007

pole dancing

Stripping. The act of sensuous self-manipulation and gyration around a metal pole (usually in a strip club) with the intent of stirring up lust in the people viewing the dance. The pole is an integral part of the dance because it assists in some maneuvers and because it furnishes a central gathering point for people either to watch or to present tips.

Any attempt to pole dance without stripping is mere trifling.

Pole dancing without nudity is a trifling waste of time....

by Etymoligizer October 11, 2007

tea room queen

(also T-Room Queen) A male homosexual who seeks sordid trysts with other males in a public toilet (t-room).

Larry Craig is both an elected senator and a tea room queen.

by Etymoligizer October 11, 2007

Sexual Harassment

The war whine of little girls who have spent all their lives maintaining that they can play with the boys, but later learn that they can't.

If you don't get the promotion you want, just file a sexual harassment suit!

by Etymoligizer October 3, 2007