Similar to the practice of mooning, to achieve the Jersey Fruit Bowl a male practitioner will cup his genitalia (penis and testicles) and push them backward, toward the anus, before pressing his ass against a window, giving the look of a highly mangled and filthy looking bowl of fruit. Also nicknamed "The JFB", it is done as a prank and to disgust a large group of people. When performed in the state of New Jersey, it is often referred to as an "Indigenous Fruit Bowl".
Sam: "I am going to moon those people in the car next to us"
Dave: "Why not give them a Jersey Fruit Bowl?"
Dave: "Why not give them a Jersey Fruit Bowl?"
by etafatdik June 19, 2008
(a) Campus Police showing up is going to throw a fuck into my late night party.
(b) She's not that hot but I'd throw her a fuck.
(b) She's not that hot but I'd throw her a fuck.
by etafatdik July 07, 2009
by etafatdik July 08, 2009
A friend or associate who attempts to shoot down your chances of picking up a girl. The opposite of wingman.
by etafatdik August 08, 2009
(1) Police code for a robbery currently taking place
(2) The act of consuming a 40 oz. of Steel Reserve malt liqour
(2) The act of consuming a 40 oz. of Steel Reserve malt liqour
by etafatdik June 19, 2008
Early in the summer when recent high school graduates infest the beaches of the Northeast by getting drunk and stupid, usually by consuming cheap or low-alcohol beverages, such as Zima.
by etafatdik July 07, 2009
by etafatdik July 07, 2009