esteban lorenzo's definitions

stuntcock

A Stunt Cock is a well endowed thespian who, at the time of the "snotshot" in a jazz flick, is brought in if the lead thespian is unable to perform..

"Okay Randy, it's been ten minutes since this flick was supposed to finish, time we brought in the stunt cock to finish up."

by Esteban Lorenzo August 19, 2003

jibbing

Jibbing, aptly described above, is also known by it's old medieval term, "Wolfbagging".

"Damn it Maureen, any more back-chat and I'll give you a damn good jibbing!"

by Esteban Lorenzo July 29, 2003

Chuffing Noughts

Westcountry term for mammory glands.

Synonyms: Baps, tits, cottage loaves, wabs..

"Aye, she 'ad a fine pair o' chuffing noughts.."

by Esteban Lorenzo August 19, 2003

spit

What women do if they won’t swallow.

"I know it's good for me but I'm just gonna have to spit.."

by Esteban Lorenzo August 19, 2003

Turkey's neck

Description of female gentalia where the labia is overly protruding. So used because of the resemblence to the pink/red flaps that stick out of a turkey's neck.

Antonym: Clam

"It was all going swimmingly well until I pulled down her knickers and saw her turkey's neck."

by Esteban Lorenzo July 29, 2003

bang one out

Male: To masturbate. To have a wank.

"Fuck me, she's gorgeous. I'm gonna have to go home and bang one out over her."

by Esteban Lorenzo July 29, 2003

snotshot

The point in a artistic movie when the lead thespian is scripted to shoot his load all over the accompanying actress.

To cum in a pornographic film.

Also known as the moneyshot.

"Rocco sure has talent, he's never missed a snotshot yet..."

by Esteban Lorenzo July 29, 2003