esjay's definitions

san francisco

a perfect city if you're a tourist, but if you live here,living anywhere south of Market Street is like living in a micro version of L.A. neighborhoods like China town and Mexiville scream English only laws. Castro screams get a girlfriend, dudes.

the ratio of girls to guys in San Francisco is 1 to 5,good God!

by esjay December 16, 2004

Danny Tanner

1.the dad from Full House,known for being a total nimrod
2.A total nimrod

Danny Tanner was TV's greatest nimrod.

by esjay June 11, 2006

Kangaroo

A woman with little in front but plenty of booty in back

My friend Gina is a kangaroo,she doesn't have much for titties but her ass more than makes up for it

by esjay June 10, 2006

philistine style

When you are jumped by more than one person.

Them motherfuckers jumped me philistine style,dude 3 on 1 don't seem too fair now,does it?

by esjay April 9, 2005

Cincinnati

1.the poop capital of the United States,most toilets per capita in the US.
2.that stuff when you wipe your ass after you take a dump

Skyline Chili leaves a lot of Cincinnati to clean out of my butthole.

by Esjay December 13, 2004

Mexiville

1.A part of town where Mexicans and or hispanics live 2.a Spanish speaking area aka barrio3.The Mission District in San Francisco

X:I want to get some cheap pottery
Y:your best bet is in Mexiville

by Esjay August 22, 2004

Virgo

anyone born between August 23 and September 22. quite sexy people(especially females)

Mayra is the hottest chick ever,and she wants to please me as well. She's a keeper,and a Virgo!

by esjay December 7, 2004