eric_h's definitions

Gatorador

Someone that consumes large quantities of Gatorade to restore electrolytes after excessive masturbation

Wow Dylan is a massive Gatorador he left no Gatorade for us after his marathon beat off session!

by eric_h June 17, 2022

Dick-dialed

Calling someone, you’d otherwise not want to talk, for the soul purpose of hoping it results in sex

Dylan wasn’t in the mood to listen to Nicole but he was hoping she was as horny as him so he dick-dialed

by eric_h June 17, 2022

Sticky Ghost

Forgetting you nutted on bed sheets so they stick to unsuspecting victim as they get off the bed

Dylan’s sheets stuck to his mom’s jewelry as his marathon masturbation session turned a family laundry day into a sticky ghost outing for his angry mom.

by eric_h November 12, 2022

Jewelry Rattler

Generally a middle aged or elderly woman that wears and excessive amount of jewelry that rattles when she gets worked up.

Dylan’s mom was a real Jewelry Rattler as her rings clicked and bracelets clanked when she pointed her finger and shook her arm at him for drinking all the Gatorade after a serious masturbation session.

by eric_h October 16, 2022

Poor Dylan

Charlie brown like in nature. Always a chronic masturbater but never a ladies man.

I was waiting for Nicole to come over just strokin’ it but she never showed. Guess I’m just a Poor Dylan again.

by eric_h June 26, 2022

Electric Bull

Similar to a Gyrator. Generally a slim fella that gyrates so intense while a girl is riding him she can barely stay on.

Sienna said Dylan was an Electric Bull in bed and that her vagina was completely thrown out of place afterward.

by eric_h October 31, 2022

Gyrator

A short skinny guy that holds his own while pounding a girl of considerably larger portions

Crystal complimented Dylan as one hell of a Gyrator while pounding her plumber ass

by eric_h June 17, 2022