eric 's definitions

cops

police officers, the term cop is a shortened form of copper, which was used to describe police officers on account of their copper badges.

run, the coppers are coming!

by Eric February 4, 2004

Fart

i.To break the sound barrier without a
plane.

ii. To make ass cheeks smack at rapid
speed.

iii. To make like an iraqi and drop the bomb.

Sorry, I have to fart and run.
Did you smell what the rock is cooking?.
Howard Stern's goat cheese

by Eric July 7, 2004

Turtle Kiss

Turtle Kiss - Noun - A Tutle kiss is when a male or female is giving a male a blow job, and the male ejaculates in his partner's mouth, Then the partner holds it there while the male throws up but keeps it inside his mouth, the the two proceed to make out

His mom gave me a wicked turtle kiss last night

by Eric September 16, 2004

brainbread

Half-Life mod which deals with shooting hordes of horribly modeled zombies. It is recommended to induce vomiting after playing.

He dropped out of school to play brainbread.....

by Eric January 10, 2005

fork-and-knife

Adjective: A female or a portion thereof that is so delectable that to properly indulge, one would require the use of a fork and knife.
Verb: To indulge in such a female or portion thereof.

Kunal: Mmm. Look at that money badonkadonk.
Rich: That applebottom is fork-and-knife.
Eric: I would so fork-and-knife that hose hound.

by Eric February 22, 2005

throw up your sign

To represent your gang by throwing up (waving around) your fingers and hands in awkward positions which look like shitty shadow puppets. and usually waving them fast enough to lift the 'thrower" into the fuckin' air. usually done before or after a drive-by and the victim has been wasted. in other words a sign of fucking showing your a fuck off.

one could also permanently put there hands into a "sign" posistion by slamming a hammer into them repeatedly, once one hand is smashed, get a good friend or homie to smash the other. BOOYAH!

That foo' jus' threw up his sign. Cap his ass!

by Eric January 13, 2005

deeder

n. Human male reproductive organ

"Eric, stop poking me with your deeder." Ann Cap

by Eric October 21, 2004