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Turtle Kiss

Turtle Kiss - Noun - A Tutle kiss is when a male or female is giving a male a blow job, and the male ejaculates in his partner's mouth, Then the partner holds it there while the male throws up but keeps it inside his mouth, the the two proceed to make out
His mom gave me a wicked turtle kiss last night
by Eric September 16, 2004
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Fart

i.To break the sound barrier without a
plane.

ii. To make ass cheeks smack at rapid
speed.

iii. To make like an iraqi and drop the bomb.
Sorry, I have to fart and run.
Did you smell what the rock is cooking?.
Howard Stern's goat cheese
by Eric July 7, 2004
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fork-and-knife

Adjective: A female or a portion thereof that is so delectable that to properly indulge, one would require the use of a fork and knife.
Verb: To indulge in such a female or portion thereof.
Kunal: Mmm. Look at that money badonkadonk.
Rich: That applebottom is fork-and-knife.
Eric: I would so fork-and-knife that hose hound.
by Eric February 22, 2005
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brainbread

Half-Life mod which deals with shooting hordes of horribly modeled zombies. It is recommended to induce vomiting after playing.
He dropped out of school to play brainbread.....
by Eric January 10, 2005
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Frolf

Frolf is a term used to describe the cause of a computer and/or car problem. Also used as slang for the word "fuck" when appropriate.
My computer has been frolfed!! I just got frolfed up the ass. Blunt just frolfed oilleak.
by Eric August 27, 2004
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Belmont

A small town in the bay area that houses Carlmont High School, formerly the infamous school of the movie "dangerous minds". Despite popular belief, kids in Belmont are often more dangerous than people think. It must be the yay. If you hate us, shut the fuck up, you punk ass bitches.
EPA kid: "yall want to go to Belmont?"
Other EPA kid: "hell na', dos whiteys scare me!"
by Eric June 20, 2006
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Jeezin' it up

most common conjugation of Jeez it up. Means to be doing anything related to jesus, ie; church.
yo, I was just over at the church, Jeezin' it up!
by Eric January 23, 2004
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