Switty

Abbreviation of S'witty, which is a further abbreviation of "so witty."

Term coined by myself and Ayla to describe how witty we are.

Also the name of our website, switty.net

Person 1: Your mom.

Person 2: Dude, that was so not switty.

by Eric March 29, 2005

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emphoracle

1) n: One who is emphoric.
2) n: One who sees the future by shmagoiganning a person in order to gain access to their emphoric powers. See also shmagoigan
3) Adj: The state of emphoricness.
4) n: One who can summon fetusses to do his/her bidding.
5) Adj: Fetus-like.
6) Adv: Of forming and throwing fecal matter as ninja stars.
7) V: Throwing crap like a hippo.

1) You are emphoric!
2) I went to see the emphoracle.
3) You are emphoric!!! Woot!
4) FETUS I SUMMON YOU!!! DO MY BIDDING!!
5) You emphoric fetus.
6) I am emphoracley emphoracleizing you.
7) I Emphoracling you!

by Eric September 28, 2004

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root juice

White viscous fluid ejected from a man's penis during ejaculation. Ejaculate. Sperm.

see also: baby gravy, man paste, man custard, cock paste, cum, jizz, seed, semen, sperm, spew, spunk, and splooge.

Eric is such a whore, he cannot get enough root juice in his ass.
or
I drilled Chris long and hard and finally filled her pussy with my root juice.

by Eric February 19, 2004

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Stickin guts

Fucking a fat chick

I finialy got layed last night. Yea but you were stickin guts.

by Eric March 27, 2003

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50 cent

hes a bitch...g-unot!

u heard that new 50 cent jaun?
naw man i dontlisten to none of that g-unot bullstuff!

by Eric December 28, 2005

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IAL

International Auxiliary Language. General term for invented languages designed for use as international "common languages" to be used by people who don't speak the same language (Esperanto being the most famous, and one of the most pathetic, examples).

IAL's are fantastical unrealistic pipe dreams.

by Eric February 4, 2003

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