eric's definitions

lucky

a kid from staten island that constantly breaks his legs, and other bones. and got sent to jail for a stupid computer crime

Lucky sure didn't get lucky this time.

by eric October 1, 2004

hap

Homosexual Angry Person.

Jack: I was talking to James about coming out of the closet but he burst out in rage.
John: What a HAP!

by Eric January 21, 2005

duck

A combination of the short form of "What the", which is "du", and the short form of "fuck", which is "uck".

Therefore, "du" + "uck" = "duck"

(Evolution of term created by Eric)

Duck! Don't be bitin' on my balls bitch!

by Eric April 30, 2004

scientology

1. A religion that dicks you out of your money and is overall very stupid.

2. A very stale internet meme. It was funny the first time when it was on South Park but when YTMND picked it up FIVE FUCKING MONTHS later and repeated the joke over and over and over and over it got completely stale. Ok. We get it. Xenu is a stupid story, blah blah blah. MOVE ON.

1. Guy 1: God Scientology is stupid.
Guy 2: I know.

2. Guy 1: OMG XENU LOLOLOLOLOL TOM CRUISE
Guy 2: You're a moron.

by Eric August 25, 2006

Stickin guts

Fucking a fat chick

I finialy got layed last night. Yea but you were stickin guts.

by Eric March 27, 2003

gazillion

A whole heckuva a lot.

Dude, I think I told you a gazillion times or more; I'm not going to Vegas!

by Eric January 17, 2004

jermum

another way of saying 'your mom'. just sounds better

"hey wanna go to the movies Paul?"
"jermum" he replies.

by Eric May 7, 2003