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zamoti

From the Hindi language as seen on Asia TV. The true definition is unknown, but it has been redefined as follows for the English language:

1. Butter on the edge of a water glass; typically found at a greasy spoon like Tee-Jay's.
2. The funky aroma that a busboy (who also works at Tee-Jay's) eminates after a hard day of smearing butter on the edges of water glasses.

NOTE: Zamoti is typically native to Ohio, but sightings have been made in western Pennsylvania and the deep south.

Dude, I went to Tee-Jay's and there was zamoti all over my water glass!

by Eric July 11, 2004

booger farmer

First coined by comedianne Bret Butler as an uneducated rural person. Often synonmous with a goober or a bumpkin. The obvious implication is that they spend a lot of time with their finger up their nose. Can often be seen hanging around drag strips wearing any of the following:
Overalls, a shirt with a beer advertisement, a shirt with an auto parts advertisement, a shirt with a race car or race car driver on it, or a black shirt with a wolf howling at the moon (in two poses).

Although they often populate the rural areas, they sometimes move into larger cities and hang around the DMV.

Son, you see that booger farmer in the old pickup truck over there? No not that guy, the one with the overalls and the wolf on his shirt. Yeah, stay away from him--he'll start talking about drag racing.

by Eric July 11, 2004

snoodling

Deviant sexual act of ejaculating up the partner's nose. No real evidence to support that anybody actually does this, but the term "Nasal Sex" had to be made up for some reason.

Oy, don't talk to that bird. She's a real snoodler who'll take two loads for half a crown, she will!

by Eric July 11, 2004

Halo

the best fuckin video game ever made and it will be until halo 2

hey john lets play halo until we die

by eric July 13, 2004

dogma

one of the funnist movies ever jay and silent bob kick ass

person 1:did u see dogma
person 2: yeah it kicked ass

by eric July 13, 2004

Blinka

Rhode Island/Massachusetts slang for a Blinker, a.k.a. turn signal.

That Masshole didn't use his blinka on that turn.

by Eric July 19, 2004

Bubbla

RI/MA slang for a bubbler, a.k.a. water fountain (where you drink from, not to be confused with a water fountain you throw coins into at a mall; which is why we say bubbla cuz the watter bubbles out)

Man, I need a drink from the bubbla, my throat is dry.

by Eric July 19, 2004