wilford brimley

When a man goes down on a woman whilst she has a yeast infection the consistency of Quaker Oats.

A good Wilford Brimley always makes me hungry for funnel cake.

by Eric July 31, 2003

Kuoder

A large used vagina covered in moist pubic hair

John is a fucking Kuoder!

by Eric March 27, 2003

poke

verb: smoke weed as in "poke smot"
noun: pot

Yo danny, let's poke when your dads show starts

Yo joe, i got poke for today

by Eric March 28, 2004

Ma Fucker

A human being who 'fucked' a mother. (The mother can be a man if homosexual). Ma Fucking is the thing to do. No man or woman is complete without a nice Ma Fuck-ing.

Hey Timmy you little Ma Fucker. I fucked Sandy making me a Ma Fucker. You crazy Ma Fucker.

by Eric September 02, 2008

X-Box

what N00bs and morons call microsoft's console which is really called the Xbox.

For the last time noob, it's Xbox! there's no freaking hyphen!

by Eric December 08, 2004

new

That which is not old.

by Eric November 04, 2003

toolbox

One who can fix anything. A handyman but better. A real problem solver

This engine is all fucked up. It won't run no matter what I try to do to fix it. We need a real toolbox to figure it out.

by Eric January 27, 2005