eric's definitions

Halo

the best fuckin video game ever made and it will be until halo 2

hey john lets play halo until we die

by eric July 13, 2004

renig

To back out of a deal or a promise.

I want to renig a contract.

by Eric November 8, 2003

SPLEENED

1) The act of being killed with a spleen.
2) The act of having one's spleen explode in some sort of burning cinder fury of crimson chaos fire.
3) More specifically it is the act of having ones own spleen exploding in some sort of burning cinder fury of crimson chaos fire while inside its owners body, causing death by means of lack of spleen juice to supply their gods who require spleen juice to remain godly, see ilge.
4) The act of beating somone with a spleen after it is removed from the corpse of a person who commited suicide after commiting a shmagoiganing. See shamgoigan

1) HAHA YOU'VE GOT SPLEENED!!
2) Dude! his spleen just exploded in a burning cinder fury of crimson chaos fire!
3) Woah his spleen exploded in some sort of burning cinder fury of crimson chaos fire and killed him because he has no spleen juice to sacrifice to his godly gods who require apleen jiuce to remain godly!
4) YOU'VE GOT BEAT!!

by Eric February 27, 2004

Shenanigans

The name of a game played 24/7/365 by people who know of its existence. The game is played by first saying "Shenanigans", then, the person who said it is allowed to hit or otherwise hurt anyone within earshot of them at the time that they said it. The main target tends to be the groin on males and the chest on females. People who are within earshot when "Shenanigans" is said must say the word "Mulligan" as soon as they hear it to prevent being a target. If someone is hit either before or while you are saying the word "Shenanigans" or after they have said "Mulligan", you are considered to have cheated and they get a free hit on you. Note that saying "Shenanigans" lasts indefinately until each person within earshot has said "Mulligan"

Bob: "SHENANIGANS!" *smacks Tom in the groin*

or

Bob: "SHENANIGANS!"
Tom: "MULLIGAN!"
*Bob hits Tom in the groin*
Tom: oooh, that's a free hit! *smacks Bob in the groin without penalty.*

by Eric February 8, 2005

knamscreamin'

know what im screamin'?!

"man,you gotta hit this....knaaamscreamin!?" bad example but use your imagination

by eric October 22, 2003

Irvin

1) a noob that always steals all your fishing.

Eric: Goddamnit Irv, you stole all my fishing again. Here's a Tartarian Gate for all your trouble.
Irv: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

by Eric April 15, 2005

Dolespank

A fucking Hot kid from windham

Dolespank was amazing last night after the movie.

by Eric August 17, 2003