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Scary Fairy (skâr'ē fâr'ē)
A type of goth chick that was particularly popular during the Marilyn Manson explosion of 96 until around 2003. You can still find Scary Fairies but they aren't as popular as they once were unfortunately.
The Scary Fairy wears stripy tights and has self harm cuts and scars up their arms. They're referred to as scary fairies because half the time they wear fairy wings and carry a wand even when it's not fancy dress. When not wearing fairy wings and a wand they choose to wear a tiara.
The general public find these fairies scary but an experienced goth will tell you that they're actually very over emotional, over excitable, overly needy and quite sweet. They just wanting a cock and a cuddle. They put out exceptionally easy but you have to be prepared for them to cry about you for a while afterwards.
The Scary Fairy listens to Marilyn Manson, Placebo, Manic Street Preachers and Coal Chamber. They also have a fetish for goth guys who cross dress and if you look anything like Marilyn Manson or Brian Molko they will either stare in awe or run up to you screaming and jumping on the spot and then hug you.
A type of goth chick that was particularly popular during the Marilyn Manson explosion of 96 until around 2003. You can still find Scary Fairies but they aren't as popular as they once were unfortunately.
The Scary Fairy wears stripy tights and has self harm cuts and scars up their arms. They're referred to as scary fairies because half the time they wear fairy wings and carry a wand even when it's not fancy dress. When not wearing fairy wings and a wand they choose to wear a tiara.
The general public find these fairies scary but an experienced goth will tell you that they're actually very over emotional, over excitable, overly needy and quite sweet. They just wanting a cock and a cuddle. They put out exceptionally easy but you have to be prepared for them to cry about you for a while afterwards.
The Scary Fairy listens to Marilyn Manson, Placebo, Manic Street Preachers and Coal Chamber. They also have a fetish for goth guys who cross dress and if you look anything like Marilyn Manson or Brian Molko they will either stare in awe or run up to you screaming and jumping on the spot and then hug you.
"I was at this club last night and they played Coal Chamber. This Scary Fairy started screaming 'OH MY GOD IT'S COAL CHAMBER AHHHHHHHHHHH'. Nearly burst my ear drums. She then saw I was wearing a skirt and ran up to me screaming, hugged me and told me she loved me then wouldn't let go. I'd pulled!"
by enigmacrypt April 14, 2009
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An emoth is an emo that likes a limited amount of goth music and fancies both emo and goths. Most emos only breed with emos; an emoth is an exception to this rule. They mostly dress emo, listen to emo and usually don't like any proper old school goth music but will own music by bands like HIM and Deathstars.
An emoth is an emo that likes a limited amount of goth music and fancies both emo and goths. Most emos only breed with emos; an emoth is an exception to this rule. They mostly dress emo, listen to emo and usually don't like any proper old school goth music but will own music by bands like HIM and Deathstars.
"I couldn't believe my luck last night. I pulled this well fit emo. It all made sense when I got back to hers and saw the HIM CD's. Turns out she was an emoth."
by enigmacrypt April 14, 2009
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A type of black metaller (a fan of the heavy metal sub-genre 'black metal') who takes black metal way too seriously and thinks only really badly recorded early Emperor, Burzum etc is troo and kvlt.
They're so full of hate for everyone who isn't as spack metal as them and actually worship satan whilst working at places like burger king.
If you get two or more spack metallers together they can be dangerous. They'd blow up a Cradle Of Filth gig if they knew how!
A type of black metaller (a fan of the heavy metal sub-genre 'black metal') who takes black metal way too seriously and thinks only really badly recorded early Emperor, Burzum etc is troo and kvlt.
They're so full of hate for everyone who isn't as spack metal as them and actually worship satan whilst working at places like burger king.
If you get two or more spack metallers together they can be dangerous. They'd blow up a Cradle Of Filth gig if they knew how!
"That spack metaller who serves fries in Burger King tried to beat up my cousin for wearing a Cradle Of Filth t-shirt."
by enigmacrypt April 14, 2009
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A type of glam/classic rocker, nearly always female, who stands on the dance floor with feet and legs still, hands on hips, almost completely erect, and swings hair around like a helicopter or a figure of 8. It's like headbanging but for classic rock ladies.
A type of glam/classic rocker, nearly always female, who stands on the dance floor with feet and legs still, hands on hips, almost completely erect, and swings hair around like a helicopter or a figure of 8. It's like headbanging but for classic rock ladies.
"I love going to Jilly's rockworld on a Saturday. In the classic rock room there are always at least 2 glamacopters on the dancefloor for my amusement."
by enigmacrypt April 14, 2009
Get the Glamacopter mug.Very similar to a turbo goth:
"Turbo Goth: A type of nu-goth or cyber goth that dances like a robot, wears cyberdog clothes and waves glowsticks."
The difference is that teletubby goths really jump shark with it so that they end up looking like something off 'Teletubbies' or 'In The Night Garden'.
"Turbo Goth: A type of nu-goth or cyber goth that dances like a robot, wears cyberdog clothes and waves glowsticks."
The difference is that teletubby goths really jump shark with it so that they end up looking like something off 'Teletubbies' or 'In The Night Garden'.
"My friend said he'd set me up with this cute turbo goth. Turns out she was a full on teletubby goth! Pretty girl but I felt like I was shagging Upsy Daisy from 'In The Night Garden."
by enigmacrypt April 14, 2009
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Mippies dress like hippies, often have real dreads and usually enjoy taking drugs, especially psychedelic ones. They love going to festivals like Glastonbury but also the metal festivals too.
Mippies dress like hippies, often have real dreads and usually enjoy taking drugs, especially psychedelic ones. They love going to festivals like Glastonbury but also the metal festivals too.
"I went to Glastonbury last year. Shared a massive tent with a hippy, a rock chick and this really hot mippy that gave me some awesome shrooms."
by enigmacrypt April 14, 2009
Get the Mippy mug.A person so obsessed with special offers that it becomes a mental illness causing them buy things they don't want just because they're on special offer.
Often they buy so many things on offer that they have to give much of it away to friends and family.
Often they buy so many things on offer that they have to give much of it away to friends and family.
"My dad is the world's biggest spoffer! Once in a shop he tried on this jacket and knew it was too small for him but bought it anyway simply because it was less than half price."
by enigmacrypt April 15, 2009
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