england phi beta gamma's definitions

hollywood handbag

The adopted African child of a film star.

I see the Spielbergs' Hollywood Handbag has learned to be a DJ.

by England Phi Beta Gamma March 10, 2014

arsehole creeper

Term used in Northeast Engaland to mean a proctologist, or any other sort of homosexual doctor. Any employee of the British National Health Service.

Eee, Ah'd rather die at 'ome than get worked over by some arsehole creeper.

by England phi beta gamma December 29, 2007

chummy

A pick-pocket's target.

As the talent suckers chummy the wire reefs his leather.

by England phi beta gamma March 7, 2008

Congo Bypass

A term used by semi drivers to describe Interstate 95 through Prince George's County, Maryland. Drivers do not yield coming up the on-ramps, they tailgate like crazy, they never check their mirrors, and play havoc with the big rigs. The entire Washington Beltway used to be called Ring Around The Congo.

What's your twenty, driver?

I be on the inner loop of the Congo Bypass at mile 7.

by England phi beta gamma March 30, 2008

tijuana bag lunch

A bottle of muscatel in a brown paper bag. Any other fortified wine like MD 20-20, Cisco, Night Train Flambeau, Ripple ia caaeptable.

It was 9 a.m. and the lush guzzled down a tijuana bag lunch and threw the empty into the street.

by England phi beta gamma April 2, 2008

quarters

The section of small Southern towns which are mostly tar paper shacks with polythene windows. Out back is the outhouse and in front is a Benz, a Lincoln, and a pickup truck on blocks. In other words -- a rural ghetto. The word is derived from slave quarters, and appears frequently in Harry Crews' novels.

The Riverdale neighborhood of Detroit reminds me of the quarters in Florence South Carolina.

by England phi beta gamma December 20, 2007

TIGS

Totally Illegitimate Government Schools. Schools funded by taxpayers, referrerd to by government agencies as "public schools."

Buildings in which skulls full of mush are politically indoctrinated to be good little conformists of state doctrine.

Fifty per cent of my property taxes go to support TIGS --totally illegitimate government schools and their bureaucracy.

by England phi beta gamma February 3, 2008