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off the hizzle dizzle

by Eminem February 19, 2003
mugGet the off the hizzle dizzlemug.

Tek

Tek-9, a machine pistol similar to a Mac-10 or an Uzi. See also gat.
I heard you rappin bout ya tek on ya dresser (Jay-Z).
by eminem November 6, 2003
mugGet the Tekmug.

rooster

a male (since girls are called chicks men should be called ROOSTERS)
That is one hot rooster
Hey Rooster, come here
by eminem February 21, 2003
mugGet the roostermug.

Kush

A small furry desktop friend. Can be multi colored, wearing glasses or a seatbelt.
Brandon: What is that thing on your near your computer.
Danny: It's a kush
by Eminem December 4, 2004
mugGet the Kushmug.

Led Zeppelin

The closest we've come to God.
B-B-B-B-B--B-B-BB-BABY! B-B-Baby, I got to leave you.
by Eminem December 2, 2003
mugGet the Led Zeppelinmug.

Wank Seance

The eerie feeling you get while masturbating that all your dead relatives are looking down on you in disgust.
I started jerking off to this porno but then I had a wank seance and suddenly lost the urge.
by Eminem October 14, 2003
mugGet the Wank Seancemug.

fiddy cent

to make yourself available to be shot craploads of times for no reason other than being a stupid porch monkey.
Hey Yo, that guy is a great fiddy cent.
by Eminem May 13, 2005
mugGet the fiddy centmug.

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