eminem 's definitions

ugly middle easterner

a race of people that shouldn't exist. they are 72% hair, skin is not the prefered black or white and they allways talk in their own language- creepy. The worst thing about them is the feeling of disgust you get being near just one yuck

look out a suicide bomber is in the bushes use your flame thrower joe. scoorch++boom flooooom++ got rid of that osama++ caucasian style, lets eat hmm delicious ribs joe, cooked just right hmm flavory

by eminem December 21, 2004

Fugee naps

Literally, refugee naps. Refers to extremely bad "naps," as in "nappy hair," a derogatory term for African-American hair. (Derived from nap, as in, the relative fuzziness of a paint-roller or carpeting.)

Jason: "Go tell Ms. Page, 'Nice fugee naps.'"
Karl: "Okay."

(Karl is subsequently suspended from school.)

by Eminem June 12, 2003

Blizzard

Derogatory term for caucasians, frequently used in PC Seattle by Koreans. See also white out and cracker.

Waiter 1: Hey Wan Yu, could you grab me a bread board?

Waiter 2: No way, blizzard, you've oppressed us enough (resumes hitting on hostess.)

by eminem November 6, 2004

y'all don't hear me

You guys are not fully appreciating the depth and weight of what I'm saying.
see feel me.

from Domino, "Ghetto Jam" c. 1993

"And when you're in that thaying, she makes the homies sing, ba-dum-bway, ba-dum-bway, ba-dum-bway. Y'all don't hear me though. Ain't nothin wrong with being a Trojan man, when you're riding..."

by eminem March 24, 2005

off the hizzle dizzle

A retarded version of fo' shizzle my nizzle.

by Eminem February 19, 2003

Wank Seance

The eerie feeling you get while masturbating that all your dead relatives are looking down on you in disgust.

I started jerking off to this porno but then I had a wank seance and suddenly lost the urge.

by Eminem October 14, 2003

white out

Derogatory term for caucasian Americans. See also blizzard and cracker.

Waiter 1: Hey, I need another special since this one has a hair in it.

Cook: Gabacho.

Waiter 2: Quit talking, white out!

by eminem November 6, 2004