eminem 's definitions

off the hizzle dizzle

A retarded version of fo' shizzle my nizzle.

by Eminem February 19, 2003

Wank Seance

The eerie feeling you get while masturbating that all your dead relatives are looking down on you in disgust.

I started jerking off to this porno but then I had a wank seance and suddenly lost the urge.

by Eminem October 14, 2003

KT REBOUL

Leader wannabe who isn't happy with her own "partner" AND ruins other's relationships

Dude, she is being such a Katie Reboul, her bitch won't put out so she tried to snake my guy!

by eminem December 26, 2004

Tek

Tek-9, a machine pistol similar to a Mac-10 or an Uzi. See also gat.

I heard you rappin bout ya tek on ya dresser (Jay-Z).

by eminem November 6, 2003

Fugee naps

Literally, refugee naps. Refers to extremely bad "naps," as in "nappy hair," a derogatory term for African-American hair. (Derived from nap, as in, the relative fuzziness of a paint-roller or carpeting.)

Jason: "Go tell Ms. Page, 'Nice fugee naps.'"
Karl: "Okay."

(Karl is subsequently suspended from school.)

by Eminem June 12, 2003

y'all don't hear me

You guys are not fully appreciating the depth and weight of what I'm saying.
see feel me.

from Domino, "Ghetto Jam" c. 1993

"And when you're in that thaying, she makes the homies sing, ba-dum-bway, ba-dum-bway, ba-dum-bway. Y'all don't hear me though. Ain't nothin wrong with being a Trojan man, when you're riding..."

by eminem March 24, 2005

Blizzard

Derogatory term for caucasians, frequently used in PC Seattle by Koreans. See also white out and cracker.

Waiter 1: Hey Wan Yu, could you grab me a bread board?

Waiter 2: No way, blizzard, you've oppressed us enough (resumes hitting on hostess.)

by eminem November 6, 2004