Definitions by em bee kay

e-mile 

busting your butt, going above and beyond the call of duty working on the computer over internet due to a screw up usually by some other party.

sorry honey i won't be home for supper because ebay loused up all 4000 of the listings in my store and now i have to work a few extra e-miles to get on track.

e-mile by em bee kay October 19, 2008

e-bile 

an email sent for the purpose of spewing anger, vitriol and complaint.

obama has thrown so many people under the bus due to the numerous e-bile messages rec'd about his friends and associates like the reverend wright.

e-bile by em bee kay October 18, 2008

declintonate

the act of losing when well ahead in a race.

big brown and hillary clinton both chose to declintonate towards the end of both their important races.

declintonate by em bee kay June 18, 2008

obaminate 

to eliminate, cut out, as if to surgically remove a person, friend, associate or crony from one's life.

barack had no choice but to obaminate the insane cleric from his life.

obaminate by em bee kay June 18, 2008

obamafuscation 

the state of confusion created to smoke-screen or cover-up when a candidate for the presidency screws the pooch.

as news of the purient, anti american, anti semitic, anti israel comments on the campaign website finally came to the main stream media's attention the senators team went into full obamafuscation mode.

obamafuscation by em bee kay June 18, 2008

email bail 

using email to back out or ditch on plans, dates and even relationships.

he didn't want a confrontation so he decided to email bail on the chick he promised to call last night.

email bail by em bee kay June 18, 2008

ignoration 

1. feigning ignorance at another's presence, deeds or comments.
2. to willfully avoid a meeting, confrontation or thought.

obama decided it best to place wis wife's comments in a state of ignoration.

ignoration by em bee kay June 17, 2008