Windows rot

"Windows Rot" is the name someone gave the process by which a Windows machine becomes progressively slower the longer you use it and the more software you install on it.

I think I'll have to reinstall XP since the Windows Rot has slowed it down so badly...

by Elvis February 22, 2006

blow by

Gas that escapes between the wall of the anus and the poop that needs to come out.

Hey Ralph, you smell that! I have to shit so bad I've got blow-by.

by Elvis October 18, 2003

vortex

Denna usla neger jävel duger bara till att pricka golv / vägg / tak, han duger inte ens till att hoppa ordentligt... därför e voiden hans bästa polare som ger honom daglig avsugning...
Ibland prickar han faktist nåt annat än väggar osv, det e sina Team kamrater, skjuter dom oftast med mening pga ilskan som tynger honom innombords ( pga hans afrikanska mamma brände bullarna han skulle ha till Björnes magasin )

by Elvis August 26, 2003

stanley steamer

When a guy named Stanley takes a big shit in the middle of your living room rug.

Oh,Oh...dammit Stanley you're never drinking here again!!

That is just uncalled for.

by Elvis May 09, 2004

jogatize

to waste ones time while being productive.

where's joe? man, he's in there trying to jogatize with that dude.

by elvis September 05, 2003

sovok

A hairy bastard that thinks hes good with that plasma

GDI Sovok is a plasma whore!

by Elvis January 06, 2005

Elvis

The type of dude that would smoke weed and would steal money from his brother.

This guy smokes weed like Elvis

by Elvis March 15, 2017