elvis's definitions

fucking clown shoes

something that is so stupid that it is laughable coined by jay and silent bob.

you guys are fucking clown shoes

by elvis February 20, 2005

jogatize

to waste ones time while being productive.

where's joe? man, he's in there trying to jogatize with that dude.

by elvis September 5, 2003

cranktacular

adj. so beautiful that it inspires furious masturbation. usually used to describe a woman.

That chick's ass is so cranktacular.

by Elvis November 10, 2003

xenoizzle

nice looking alien

Yo, da xenoizzle was fizzle wit ma nizzle, mad alien ho.

by elvis July 23, 2003

plastic cow

slang term for the small containers of cream or half-n-half that usually accompany a coffee or similar hot drink at a restaurant.

I needed to drain three plastic cows to get the right color for my coffee.

by Elvis March 15, 2004

Windows rot

"Windows Rot" is the name someone gave the process by which a Windows machine becomes progressively slower the longer you use it and the more software you install on it.

I think I'll have to reinstall XP since the Windows Rot has slowed it down so badly...

by Elvis February 24, 2006

roastify

To utterly dominate someone in some form of head-to-head combat, usually used in the context of fighting games. see also own3d

You suck! You totally let that guy roastify you!

by Elvis November 10, 2003