elmo's definitions

Peter Zerkel

Of, or pertaining to, a person of quite, calm, meditative, reflecive, or comatose composure; acting as such during all times of the day and night, except when playing music, or after having eaten a truck-load of sugar.

"Rick is being such a Peter Zerkel today! Normally he's louder than the entire band playing Fireworks. Dude. Whoa."

by Elmo August 10, 2004

range maggot

See:sheep. Range maggot is an epithet applied to sheep. It derives from the appearance of a green pasture with white blobs wiggling across it.

Hey Jethro, lookit all them range maggots! Let's us go 'n shag a few.

by Elmo September 28, 2004

Womersley

The 1337est guy alive

Womersley owns me

by Elmo December 21, 2003

como chingas

u fuckin bother people 2 damn much

como chingas cabron u fuckin bother people 2 damn much shit

by elmo December 4, 2004

hamster

your virginity; ur non sex life

" i dont know what happend, i was sitting in the kitchen, and the next thing i know.. i lost my hamster with my mom!"

by Elmo May 13, 2005

asdf

asdf meaning whatever lazy to type the real name

User name: asdf
Password: asdf

by elmo October 2, 2003

paluch

verb: to play the part of the arsewipe in any online forum; especially by regurgitating bigoted, racist twaddle.

It's difficult to maintain a thread without it being paluched.

by Elmo April 8, 2005