elliott's definitions

snausage party

etymology: a play on the term sausage party, substituting snausage for sausage

function: noun

a party, group or other gathering comprised mainly of female-to-male (FTM) transgender people

Santa Cruz, what a snausage party!

by Elliott July 20, 2008

sudorku

(n.)

etymology: portmanteau of Sudoku and dork

one who dorks out by regularly completing many sudoku puzzles in a short period of time

When Sudoku puzzles made their debut in the New York Post, Ronald turned into a complete sudorku, buying every puzzle book released, and completing at least one book a day.

by Elliott September 6, 2005

wikillectual

one whose major knowledge base appears to have been garnered from Wikipedia and its related projects

derived from googlectual

Rob concealed his status as a Wikillectual once he finally received his Wi-Fi PDA/Cellphone, though those with whom he engaged in intellectual sparring sessions often commented on his overactive bladder, as he constantly ran to the bathroom in order to query the site privately.

by Elliott July 8, 2005

N-Bomb

A know it all, someone who professes to know everything the adjective of wordknowitallism .

That stupid N-Bomb thinks he knows everything

by Elliott April 16, 2006

suspended

(v.)
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etymology: derived from the phrase "get a late pass" and the term "late pass", forms include "suspension," "suspend" and "suspending"
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the consequence of having received numerous late passes over a short enough period of time

Nobody could stand Bill's threads because they were so tired, but he still couldn't understand why everyone hated on him. To clarify, Reu told him, "Bill, you have reposted nearly the entire article archive of The Onion, and I've handed you just as many late passes. In light of this fact alone, you're suspended!"

by Elliott September 10, 2005

pro boner

work completed with sexual favors given in recompense

The cases taken up by the Hipster Defense League over the past several years have been mainly pro boner work.

by Elliott December 26, 2005

shithawk

Any person or thing that’s attracted to shit or shitty situation.

Tabloid journalists are shithawks, as are lawyers.

by Elliott April 17, 2005