elliott's definitions

playa

n Usually used to describe a juvenile male who carries a paging device, works in fast-food service, and has one or more illegitimate children.

Steve's a playa. He gets all the ho's. When he gets off work at McDonald's we are going to go get high and watch tv at his mom's apartment.

by Elliott August 5, 2003

phonytail

a male hairstyle, popular among computer programmers and fantasy role-playing game enthusiasts, in which hair on the back of the head is held together by a hair tie, forming a small and pathetic pseudo-ponytail

Though head developer Jeff, who referred to himself as Zorgoth, wore his hair in a greasy little phonytail, he imagined it to be a glorious lion's mane that required taming in the workplace.

by elliott February 4, 2005

garlandized

When you're near completion of a project, someone finds a "better" way to do it. Or, they can't ever do it the same way twice, it must always be modified.

"Well, I know this is all working, but before I leave here we're going to change it to use register 7001 instead of 5001 just for this one, so can you go back and change that on your end?"

I've been garlandized!

by Elliott February 23, 2005

Viagra Water

A mixture of Viagra an water. Usually chugged by Gay Carl so that he can pleasure Elliot 24/7.

Wait a sec Elliott let me drink my Viagra Water so I can pound you like there is no tommorow.

by Elliott February 7, 2005

jibblies

male genitals; testicles

I just totally kicked him in the jibblies.

by Elliott May 31, 2004

pink sheep

One who has disgraced his or her family by betraying their working-class roots by maintaining a yuppie and often metropolitan or metrosexual lifestyle.

While attending John's family reunion, his fiancee realized that he was the pink sheep of the family; among a sea of XXL Old Navy t-shirts and Cherokee-brand jeans, he wore a vertically striped Banana Republic dress shirt, collar open, carefully tucked into starched and ironed chinos.

by Elliott August 24, 2005

thumb bombing

the act of giving a consumating.com profile as many thumbs down as possible in order to decrease that user's popularity ranking

Elliott's rise to #1 most popular profile on consumating.com was a farce, and turned into quite the scandal after Ben Brown revealed that Elliott only achieved such internet-based notoriety after a vicious campaign of thumb bombing others via numerous fake profiles.

by Elliott February 15, 2006