elliott's definitions
a period of unemployment, often in the form of funemployment, directly following one's graduation from college
The weeks, months, and eventually years following his graduation were filled with binge drinking and loft parties. Nobody was sure quite how this after-school special would end.
by Elliott September 21, 2006
Get the after-school specialmug. (n.) or (v.)
etymology: a portmanteau of google and goof
1. a text string mistakenly submitted to a search engine with typos or otherwise misspelled words
2. the act of mistakenly submitting a text string to a search engine with typos or otherwise misspelled words
etymology: a portmanteau of google and goof
1. a text string mistakenly submitted to a search engine with typos or otherwise misspelled words
2. the act of mistakenly submitting a text string to a search engine with typos or otherwise misspelled words
One of Google's main objectives in implementing its suggested spellings function was to correct goofles, thereby making use of the internet significantly easier for poor spellers and middle school students worldwide.
Raj goofled with surprisingly unpleasant results when, during his annual powerpoint and internet-based presentation to the board of directors of 3M, he Google image searched for "pos tit notes."
Raj goofled with surprisingly unpleasant results when, during his annual powerpoint and internet-based presentation to the board of directors of 3M, he Google image searched for "pos tit notes."
by Elliott July 20, 2008
Get the gooflemug. by Elliott January 13, 2004
Get the grizzlebeesmug. 
used as an interjection or exclamation to note the severe degree to which a someone has been dissed
derived from the posting of iceburn.gif
similar in usage to zing and owned
derived from the posting of iceburn.gif
similar in usage to zing and owned
Alana: I wish I could put myself in your shoes... so that I could walk out into traffic.
Elliott: Ooh, iceburn.gif!!!
Elliott: Ooh, iceburn.gif!!!
by Elliott November 5, 2005
Get the iceburn.gifmug. function: verb
etymology: portmanteau of gender and generalize
to make an generalization or assumption based on gender
etymology: portmanteau of gender and generalize
to make an generalization or assumption based on gender
Trying to define the male and female varieties of the netrosexual is useless, and such a line of inquiry may lead one to fallaciously genderalize.
by Elliott October 4, 2005
Get the genderalizemug. One with whom friendship is made and maintained mainly through a computer-based form of communication.
Lauren maintained her e-friendship with her keyboard pal Björn well until her 19th year, at which point her travels through Scandinavia brought her to his hometown, where a best-left-forgotten erotic encounter with one of his family's boars left Björn without a home, and Lauren without a keyboard pal.
by Elliott September 4, 2005
Get the keyboard palmug. 
Get the yanelismug.