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(noun) a man who engages in anal sex with any other; the giver; the aggressor.
(transitive verb) to poop dick someone would be to penetrate the poo cutter of another.
(noun) a man who engages in anal sex with any other; the giver; the aggressor.
(transitive verb) to poop dick someone would be to penetrate the poo cutter of another.
(noun) Is that poop dick? Yeah! That's him alright! And that's poop dick's victim.
(transitive verb) I poop dicked a girl for the first time last night, but she didn't much enjoy it.
(transitive verb) I poop dicked a girl for the first time last night, but she didn't much enjoy it.
by elegantmaskwithafeather October 09, 2008
I narrowly escaped nutting in her cream catcher.
"Yes", replied Timothy, "you can still get a snowball from a cream catcher."
"Yes", replied Timothy, "you can still get a snowball from a cream catcher."
by elegantmaskwithafeather October 16, 2008
(noun) A reciprocal for sperm; an opening, commonly an orifice, into which men commonly deposit sperm.
Examples: cunts, colons, mouths
Examples: cunts, colons, mouths
Your mother may not look so tasty now, but at one point your father saw her as a wondrous sperm reciprocal.
Your existence is a testament to this.
Though born with a cleft palate, Anastasia rarely hesitated to offer up her agape mandable as any drifter's sperm reciprocal.
Your existence is a testament to this.
Though born with a cleft palate, Anastasia rarely hesitated to offer up her agape mandable as any drifter's sperm reciprocal.
by elegantmaskwithafeather October 16, 2008
(noun) The alpha male who dominates nearby males and incorporates the majority of females into his steed for exclusive reproduction.
The twat macho is, in a more human sense, the attention-whoring badass whom women see as a suitable sperm donor.
The twat macho is, in a more human sense, the attention-whoring badass whom women see as a suitable sperm donor.
Candidly I asked, "Twat Macho...what's your secret? How do you keep 'em coming?"
He replied, "It's simple, women generally love to be treated like shit."
I can't believe he dibbled Susan. He must be some kind of twat macho.
He replied, "It's simple, women generally love to be treated like shit."
I can't believe he dibbled Susan. He must be some kind of twat macho.
by elegantmaskwithafeather October 16, 2008
We'll talk after...I've got to get to the weight room first.
Coffee always sends me to the weight room; it's part of my morning routine.
Do you know where the weight room is? I need to lose some weight.
Coffee always sends me to the weight room; it's part of my morning routine.
Do you know where the weight room is? I need to lose some weight.
by elegantmaskwithafeather October 16, 2008
(noun) An often derogatory term used to emasculate men.
The term uses a color commonly considered feminine, and with the -us ending, suggests the word "penis".
(Note the words "penis" and "pinkus" sound alike.)
The common image derived from the insult "pinkus" is that of a tender, infant-like penis--one docile enough for new mothers and their friends to cackle and coo with pointed fingers.
The term uses a color commonly considered feminine, and with the -us ending, suggests the word "penis".
(Note the words "penis" and "pinkus" sound alike.)
The common image derived from the insult "pinkus" is that of a tender, infant-like penis--one docile enough for new mothers and their friends to cackle and coo with pointed fingers.
I see your pink little toes peeking out from your open-toed cast; I imagine your pinkus to be of a similar visage.
Why is your wittle pinkus so chafed?
While dressing in gym class, his pinkus gingerly slipped out through his boxers--he was thereon dubbed "lightswitch" .
Why is your wittle pinkus so chafed?
While dressing in gym class, his pinkus gingerly slipped out through his boxers--he was thereon dubbed "lightswitch" .
by elegantmaskwithafeather October 13, 2008
(noun) sneeze-mist
the spray that always seems to reach some part of your skin when someone sneezes.
(verb) to snist
to fail to cover the mouth during a sneeze, resulting in an abrupt spray that fills the air.
the spray that always seems to reach some part of your skin when someone sneezes.
(verb) to snist
to fail to cover the mouth during a sneeze, resulting in an abrupt spray that fills the air.
Ronaldino's snist spewed beneath the stadium lights into the balmy night sky.
I raised my shirt over my mouth to shield the others from my snist.
Move over, I'm gonna snist.
I enjoy it when my dog snists on my calf.
I raised my shirt over my mouth to shield the others from my snist.
Move over, I'm gonna snist.
I enjoy it when my dog snists on my calf.
by elegantmaskwithafeather October 13, 2008