Definitions by elegantmaskwithafeather
meat envelope
meat envelope by elegantmaskwithafeather October 16, 2008
nigger slide
(Official)
(n.) *The crossing of multiple lanes on a highway or street fluently, without ever hitting a lane reflector between dotted lane paint.
Such a maneuver is said to reflect the purported style and prowess of the African. The recklessness of crossing several lanes simultaneously is also attributed, albeit arbitrarily, to the supposed recklessness of the African.
(v.) *Same as "nigger slide" as a noun.
(n.) *The crossing of multiple lanes on a highway or street fluently, without ever hitting a lane reflector between dotted lane paint.
Such a maneuver is said to reflect the purported style and prowess of the African. The recklessness of crossing several lanes simultaneously is also attributed, albeit arbitrarily, to the supposed recklessness of the African.
(v.) *Same as "nigger slide" as a noun.
a: "That was a mighty nigger slide, Jeff. Was that some 4 lanes?"
b: "T'was 6, my dear chap."
"That meanderin' African nigger slid his way to a roadside police beating."
b: "T'was 6, my dear chap."
"That meanderin' African nigger slid his way to a roadside police beating."
nigger slide by elegantmaskwithafeather October 15, 2008
sidewinder
(n.)
The sexual position which has a receiver laying on his or her side, knees brought up close to the chest.
The giver is granted spacious access to the receiver's fjords and thus thrusts vivaciously.
Also:
To pump vigorously into a receiver who lays on his or her side with the knees brought up close to the chest.
This resembles a baseball bat being thrusted in and out between stacked mattresses.
The sexual position which has a receiver laying on his or her side, knees brought up close to the chest.
The giver is granted spacious access to the receiver's fjords and thus thrusts vivaciously.
Also:
To pump vigorously into a receiver who lays on his or her side with the knees brought up close to the chest.
This resembles a baseball bat being thrusted in and out between stacked mattresses.
Pregnancy rendered the young couple few options in the area of sexual positions. The sidewinder was their common resort.
Being a small man, Liu and his girlfriend succumbed to the sidewinder instead of doggie.
Being a small man, Liu and his girlfriend succumbed to the sidewinder instead of doggie.
sidewinder by elegantmaskwithafeather October 15, 2008
to lose weight
I'm gonna go lose some weight. We'll talk after.
Coffee helps me to lose weight in the morning.
Honey, I know how it can work. You can piss between my legs while I move some weight into the bowl.
That way we can be more eco-friendly and conserve flush-water.
Coffee helps me to lose weight in the morning.
Honey, I know how it can work. You can piss between my legs while I move some weight into the bowl.
That way we can be more eco-friendly and conserve flush-water.
to lose weight by elegantmaskwithafeather October 15, 2008
snist
(noun) sneeze-mist
the spray that always seems to reach some part of your skin when someone sneezes.
(verb) to snist
to fail to cover the mouth during a sneeze, resulting in an abrupt spray that fills the air.
the spray that always seems to reach some part of your skin when someone sneezes.
(verb) to snist
to fail to cover the mouth during a sneeze, resulting in an abrupt spray that fills the air.
Ronaldino's snist spewed beneath the stadium lights into the balmy night sky.
I raised my shirt over my mouth to shield the others from my snist.
Move over, I'm gonna snist.
I enjoy it when my dog snists on my calf.
I raised my shirt over my mouth to shield the others from my snist.
Move over, I'm gonna snist.
I enjoy it when my dog snists on my calf.
snist by elegantmaskwithafeather October 13, 2008
pinkus
(noun) An often derogatory term used to emasculate men.
The term uses a color commonly considered feminine, and with the -us ending, suggests the word "penis".
(Note the words "penis" and "pinkus" sound alike.)
The common image derived from the insult "pinkus" is that of a tender, infant-like penis--one docile enough for new mothers and their friends to cackle and coo with pointed fingers.
The term uses a color commonly considered feminine, and with the -us ending, suggests the word "penis".
(Note the words "penis" and "pinkus" sound alike.)
The common image derived from the insult "pinkus" is that of a tender, infant-like penis--one docile enough for new mothers and their friends to cackle and coo with pointed fingers.
I see your pink little toes peeking out from your open-toed cast; I imagine your pinkus to be of a similar visage.
Why is your wittle pinkus so chafed?
While dressing in gym class, his pinkus gingerly slipped out through his boxers--he was thereon dubbed "lightswitch" .
Why is your wittle pinkus so chafed?
While dressing in gym class, his pinkus gingerly slipped out through his boxers--he was thereon dubbed "lightswitch" .
pinkus by elegantmaskwithafeather October 13, 2008
poop dick
In addition to the other definitions listed...
(noun) a man who engages in anal sex with any other; the giver; the aggressor.
(transitive verb) to poop dick someone would be to penetrate the poo cutter of another.
(noun) a man who engages in anal sex with any other; the giver; the aggressor.
(transitive verb) to poop dick someone would be to penetrate the poo cutter of another.
(noun) Is that poop dick? Yeah! That's him alright! And that's poop dick's victim.
(transitive verb) I poop dicked a girl for the first time last night, but she didn't much enjoy it.
(transitive verb) I poop dicked a girl for the first time last night, but she didn't much enjoy it.
poop dick by elegantmaskwithafeather October 9, 2008